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Two Jews walk to Dean Court... They see a Cherries Fan and ask where they can buy season ticket? The Cherries Fan replies: just round the corner mate The Jews get to the Ticket Office, get their wallets out and ask for a season ticket. The Ticket Assistant asks them: Excuse me have u been circumcised gents? The Jews replied: Yes The Ticket Assistant shakes his head and replies: Sorry gents only full knobs in here!