Story Time!

[RickieLambertsGoldenBoot]

This happened before.

I will start a sentence and the next person will continue the story, then the next person and so on and so fourth.

It was a laugh last time and think we should do it again.

Have fun.

Once upon a time, there was a man walking through Portsmouth...

 

[----HistoryRepeating----]

Suddenly he was attacked by two dodgy looking characters, they then forced him to sign the pompey deeds........

 

[RickieLambertsGoldenBoot]

...he screamed 'NO' before being thrown in a truck and driven off to...

 

[AdamBanana20]

Rupert Lowe's hideout...

 

[JWP is the goal king]

Lowe emerged from the darkness with a platter of cheeses....

 

[Jack H]

All of which were of French origin...

 

[Plastique Bertrand]

naked....save for a garter belt with a carrot tucked in it and a pair of box-fresh phenol resistant safety boots

 

[TheSecondStain]

Suddenly, someone shouted, "Oih, you Rupert Lowe..?" and a metallic thud was heard.

 

[RickieLambertsGoldenBoot]

...Peter Storrie stood there, holding the axe, which had just been used to break into the local bank...

 

[YoshidaBattlesPinkRobots]

The end.

 

[KingslandKate]

Hehehe!

 

[fran-MLs little camera]

But Kate had laughed too soon....

 

[St. Luigi Scrosoppi]

Suddenley from the shadows behind Storrie a man dressed in arabian attire came into view and in a menacing voice said "I think you have all been looking for me".

 

[fran-MLs little camera]

'Oh,' gasped Storrie. 'The man who never was.'
'No. I'm...

 

[St. Luigi Scrosoppi]

No I'm your magic genie all you need to do is to rub Rupert's carrot and your slightest wish will come true but be careful you have only two wishes.

 

[RedandWhiteManofKent]

You're no genie, i recognise you from court, well you're, you're Harry Redknapp and you will somehow squirm this around so that you get the 2 wishes.......

 

[West Kent Saint]

This is an outrage said Harry, I should have 3 wishes, he then put his hand in his pocket...........

 

[Beddy]

Will you give me the extra wish he cried if I pay you...........

 

[fran-MLs little camera]

a thousand pounds at 20 p in the pound.


(Just for Beddy, that's £200)

 

[Beddy]

a thousand pounds at 20 p in the pound.


(Just for Beddy, that's £200)

Cheeky Mare.......