Like you've seen any pussy anywhere. Let alone Liverpool.

Poor cat it looked scared! Must of been drafted in as a replacement for Arry.
Poor cat it looked scared! Must of been drafted in as a replacement for Arry.
It looked braver in the face of an opposition goalie than Torres did yesterday...
Why would it have been on the pitch then, more likely a replacement for your donkey, Carroll.
Or perhaps it had heard about the abundance of mousers in the vicinity.
Indeed it did! Torres bottled it badly didn't he!? Again.
Goalkeepers, open goals - basically he's terrified of everything except the advertising hoardings behind the goal.
Poor cat it looked scared! Must of been drafted in as a replacement for Arry.