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Shinycitylad7

Shinycitylad7

Looking at the stars mate
Jan 24, 2011
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the day were meant to die. so now picture the scene

A goverment warning is being broadcast on every tele and radio saying

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"the world will end and theres nothing we can do to stop it, we have 24 hours left before the crisis, we wish you all luck

how do you spend your last day on earth ??????
 
Pissing it up,loads of Chinese food,shagging,watching BCFC getting promoted to the old 1st division and new Championship on dvd,starting it all again on the hour,every hour......

So it's drinking up,eating up,getting it up and watching BCFC going up......
 
my last day on earth, straight over to this birds house, do her, over to marvs, give him a hug and play him on fifa, down to asda get some Russian vodka, watch all my stand up dvds and get that pissed i wont even feel the **** and piss coming out of my body let alone the end of the earth
 
i would punch my boss in his face. would grope a few stunning young ladies. take a dump on the pitch at trashton. then spend the last remaining hours with the people who matter in my life.
 
Sorry shiny I thought she was your friend whereas in fact she's captainjack's. I'll bet you'll try to fit in her as well (lol).

Don't tell me you met her at a Rover's game because if you did I might change stripes - not really.
 
I'd go and see my son, kick the **** out of my exwife and set her on fire, help myself to the booze in Tesco, a knee trembler with the woman with the big tits next door, phone auntie Rose and put some flowers on Uncle Fred's grave, the rest of the day I'd waste....
 
Don't worry shiny,Bristol City Reds will go to heaven (Ashton Gate in the sky) and all the "gasheads" and their smell wiil go down (as usual) to HELL...:emoticon-0130-devil:emoticon-0130-devil:emoticon-0130-devil
 
Shiny I would like to meet some of my fellow posters as long as you don't invite any mass murderers or generally not nice people. Do we have any City posters who are acceptable to general society (lol)?
 
Pissing it up,loads of Chinese food,shagging,watching BCFC getting promoted to the old 1st division and new Championship on dvd,starting it all again on the hour,every hour......

So it's drinking up,eating up,getting it up and watching BCFC going up......
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The only change to the above from Wize would be I'd choose a curry not a Chinese, and in fact I'd go for a hot Ceylon please with all the bhajis !
 
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