Finally.

I can live with you pretending to be my son but if Joey B was my boy I would have drowned him at birth.

 

don't make me laugh

 

Well Channon walked on H2O you certainly know how to insult a man. My sperm doesn't contain enough nasty genes to create a child like Joey B.

 

Can't help but feel like this is some sort of vendetta. Admit to enjoying my posts and we can be friends

 

Your even further up in my books St Godders! Lotta respect for you

 

Or to create someone as dynamic, intelligent and therefore successful as me...

Plus my mother wasn't stupid enough to go round getting romantically engaged with persons from sub-standard areas, such as Swaythling.

 

Must admit to this being one of the best posts i've read on this site.

 

Channon the very lovely Mrs Godders has just read your post and has asked me to explain who this Joey is. No explanation of mine seems to satisfy her at the moment and she has just stormed out of the room. 40 years ago she would have gone back to her mothers for a few days to cool off but this is serious now. You do realise you have wrecked the harmony of my peaceful household by your flippant but unfounded accusations. She has just stormed back in the room and said he is no child of hers so he must be one of my little bastards. She seemed surprised when I said her statement would be true if she left me out of it.

 

Long winded way to call me a little bastard. #justsaying

 

OK here is the short winded way. You are a little bastard.

 

This could make a TV series about a dysfunctional family. Can I be the old crone in the rocking chair who owns the house so they can't get rid of her.

 

Oh good grief what have i started, family feuds ayy!

 

I really don't care, like I've said before, I couldn't give a toss what anyone on here thinks about about me or calls me. I get called much worse things on a daily basis, some of it deserved.

 

Calm down guys.Don't go fighting over the internet,it's silly.

 

So you really are Joey B's brother. It must have been Immaculate Conception for you and him then as I have never been with another woman.

The very lovely Mrs Godders is the only woman for me and if you have ever seen her you would know that this is true.

 

I think you mean "All of it deserved".

 

You poor bastard, no wonder you're so cranky.

 

No, he's just very lucky.

 

Debatable, question marks flying everywhere over that statement.

 

Anyone is lucky who finds the right person to make them happy and they stay together.