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Well Channon walked on H2O you certainly know how to insult a man. My sperm doesn't contain enough nasty genes to create a child like Joey B.

Or to create someone as dynamic, intelligent and therefore successful as me...

Plus my mother wasn't stupid enough to go round getting romantically engaged with persons from sub-standard areas, such as Swaythling.
 
Or to create someone as dynamic, intelligent and therefore successful as me...

Plus my mother wasn't stupid enough to go round getting romantically engaged with persons from sub-standard areas, such as Swaythling.

Must admit to this being one of the best posts i've read on this site.
 
So Joey is your brother and Godders is your dad?

Channon the very lovely Mrs Godders has just read your post and has asked me to explain who this Joey is. No explanation of mine seems to satisfy her at the moment and she has just stormed out of the room. 40 years ago she would have gone back to her mothers for a few days to cool off but this is serious now. You do realise you have wrecked the harmony of my peaceful household by your flippant but unfounded accusations. She has just stormed back in the room and said he is no child of hers so he must be one of my little bastards. She seemed surprised when I said her statement would be true if she left me out of it.
 
Oh good grief what have i started, family feuds ayy!

So you really are Joey B's brother. It must have been Immaculate Conception for you and him then as I have never been with another woman.

The very lovely Mrs Godders is the only woman for me and if you have ever seen her you would know that this is true.
 
So you really are Joey B's brother. It must have been Immaculate Conception for you and him then as I have never been with another woman.

The very lovely Mrs Godders is the only woman for me and if you have ever seen her you would know that this is true.

You poor bastard, no wonder you're so cranky.