No need for inverted commas, he was genuinely christened as David The ****ing **** Craig. Even his parents knew what they had spawned.

Where is this money coming from, from West Ham?!
1742: DONE DEAL
One of the ones we were waiting for... Fulham have completed the signing of 28-year-old Stuttgart striker Pavel Pogrebnyak on a permanent deal. More details to follow on this one.
GRB won't be pleased...

Heres a list of every striker i thought was a great signing
Guivarch, Xisco, Luque, Tomasson, Maric.![]()

Heres a list of every striker i thought was a great signing
Guivarch, Xisco, Luque, Tomasson, Maric.![]()
Maybe it's for the best then..