Indeed, it's obviously nonsense, but it can be quite entertaining. If I didn't read it, I wouldn't know that Maradona is about to replace McCarthy as Wolves manager and Michael Owen was keen on a move to Crawley Town, as they have an all weather race track near the training ground for his horses.
Couldn't resist it - just been on it myself - nothing more to add about us but apparently Hull City are rumoured to be interested in, and willing to offer a very lucrative contract to: James Richard Bullard (born 23 October 1978) ... is he any good?
Quality especially with alcohol and white powder. Big draw back are his dodgy knees. Very good at finger pointing.
OLM - think you misread part of it. It's actually Madonna and not Maradonna who will be replacing 'Big Mick' - it's all part of a new partnership initiative being piloted by the Wolves Board to help the Molineux stadium development. Madonna will be donating part of the proceeds from her forthcoming single release, 'Don't Cry For Mick Wolverhampton' to the stadium fund.
Sorry, my mistake. In that case, I just hope she's better at football management than she is at film production.
I'll try one: This guy is better than This guy Ahh wait, this won't work because Leicester is the only place in the UK where Heskey isn't a joke Teach me everything you know.
People who understand football rate Heskey. I know Forest fans who stuck up for him when all the idiots were on his back when he played for England. How many players have Hull sold for £11m?
In all honesty I do rate Heskey, but I couldn't be bothered to think of a joke player like Junior Lewis (or at least, one that would make sense to both sets of fans) so I just went down this route. As I said, you need to teach me all you know.