Sorry if this has already been done:
(to the tune of Only fools and horses)
No income tax no VAT, no points last week off Man city, futures grim he's looking pale, Harry Rednapp's off to jail!
(to the tune of Only fools and horses)
No income tax no VAT, no points last week off Man city, futures grim he's looking pale, Harry Rednapp's off to jail!


No, Woodthorpe actually! Infact, alot of people round here say it's 'Ainsty Park'