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Trying to pull the wool over the jury's eyes - not me guv, 'onest, 'cos I can't read, rite or use a com..con...one of them telly fings you type on. Yeah, right. I hope the jury see right through it.
 
here is a short transcript of Harry's defence

Ere your Onour i can't reed, rite, send one of them texty fings on them phones that don't have a curly wire or send a fax.

But i am **** hot at hiding money away
 
He said: "Mr Manley, will you please stop staring at me. I know you are trying to cause me a problem, OK."

Sounds like he's going for the "Mum, they're picking on me" line of defence. <laugh>