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They're brothers The lad on the left is my best friend! He was just ****ed.

 

You must be in the crowd then

i will never get enough of that picture!

 

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Oddly enough Tash, you're missing your Tash

 

I absolutely refuse to put my pic up on here. It would break your computer screen, i don't photograph well, if you get my meaning.

 

So you are a virgin, always saying your ugly and youve never had a gf and your actually a normal looking guy who has no glaringly obvious bad points???

emo chicks would be over you like bbq sauce in am american steakhouse.

just grow some balls and get on a dating site or summit, you wont even have to go clubbing, ive had a bird drive to my house pick me up then go to a field, i fuked her a couple times then she dropped me off. Easy as pie

 

Poor Tash, if he's stuck having to pull emo birds. Bunch of miserable ****s, the lot of them.

 

Some of them look good though, its just a shag for gods sake

 

True, but from personal experience, all they do is ****ing complain mate. How can you enjoy shagging one if she's whining on about something you don't really care about?

 

I think that my photo's aren't great quality, I look at myself in the mirror and I don't look as good than what I do in the photo's.

I am ugly, I've had plenty of people tell me so, the only compliments about my looks I've ever had are about my smile and my eyes, and I think they were just from girls trying to be nice lol

 

Those people are twats then.

 

Stop being a girl man. It's a photo, so it clearly DOES give an accurate representation of how you look.

You're a good looking lad, and whether you're a fan of clubbing or "going on the pull" or not (I'm certainly not), there's no reason why you shouldn't be comfortable with your appearance!

 

Ignore what others say about you. the main factor is that you have to like yourself, regardless of what other people say.

 

Im the one doing the talking, they moan and groan and say what i tell them too

i say "tell me you are a bitch" and they say "im a bitch" etc

btw im not a mysogynist or a player, the simple truth is many women like to be dominated sexually and most blokes like to to be dominant

im actually a philanthropist believe it or not

 

personally i think you look fine, just get on a dating site, aim low and go for it, once you have got a few shags in you will be more confident with girls and be able to incrementally improve your confidence and performance with women in all areas.

 

I believe you mate. I'm not really the dominant type though, i'm not the most manly man.

 

I'm not going on a dating site. Even though you wont believe it, I'm completely confident when talking to people, and some people like me.

I'll find a girl someday, I'm in no rush.

 

I can imagine the ad.

"Newcastle fan seeks similar fan to argue over football formations with. Some sex would be appreciated. Now would you play HBA behind Ba, or on the right?"

Only kidding Tash.

 

Good I bet you'll find someone at a time when you're not even thinking about it! That's just the way it is

 

Haha, that made my night. I just choked on my tangfastic harbos lol.

 

Thats fine then pal, im sure you will find somebody just rite