If I tried giving myself one off the wrist right now, I'd probably sh*t the bed!
Not that I want to give you nice folks more information that you care to know about me...
Too late!
If I tried giving myself one off the wrist right now, I'd probably sh*t the bed!
Not that I want to give you nice folks more information that you care to know about me...
if you think watching jeremy Kyle is bad, you should try being conned into being an audience member. Suffice to say, it took him six attempts to say "Good morning, my name is Jeremy Kyle"...
And so what member of your family did you sleep with?
I applied for a job at ITV. Half the audience was made up of people pissed off that they'd been conned not only by a phony job ad, but also the follow-up saying we hadn't got the job but were offered the chance to watch a programme being made and have a Q&A with the producers afterwards.
What a bunch of sycophantic tossers TV folk are! I've known a couple in my life, and they are complete wastes of space.
The Jeremy Kyle producer ... admitted the majority of it was staged...
Oh, absolutely! Most of the people on that show are, in reality, auditioning for parts on Eastenders.
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