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Discussion in 'Tottenham Hotspur' started by Hoddle is a god, Jan 18, 2012.

  1. SpursDisciple

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    Too late!
     
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    if you think watching jeremy Kyle is bad, you should try being conned into being an audience member. Suffice to say, it took him six attempts to say "Good morning, my name is Jeremy Kyle"...
     
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  3. SpursDisciple

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    And so what member of your family did you sleep with?
     
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    I applied for a job at ITV. Half the audience was made up of people pissed off that they'd been conned not only by a phony job ad, but also the follow-up saying we hadn't got the job but were offered the chance to watch a programme being made and have a Q&A with the producers afterwards.
     
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  5. What a bunch of sycophantic tossers TV folk are! I've known a couple in my life, and they are complete wastes of space.
     
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    The Jeremy Kyle producer looked like a crackhead - and admitted the majority of it was staged...
     
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  7. Oh, absolutely! Most of the people on that show are, in reality, auditioning for parts on Eastenders.
     
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    The first clue is every episiode features the guitar lick from Bollyoaks...
     
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    try it

    saves all the typing..all you got to do is stare..get well soon...theres a few more where that came from if your stuck.


    :emoticon-0105-wink:
     
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  10. <yikes>

    It's not even as if I have the energy to wnak!
     
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    If what gets stuck???
     
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    <whistle>.
     
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