He will be stood at St James Park, frantically trying to get hold of Mike Ashley, Derek Llambias, Alan Pardew or anyone involved in the transfer.
Unlikely Pardew then.
He will be stood at St James Park, frantically trying to get hold of Mike Ashley, Derek Llambias, Alan Pardew or anyone involved in the transfer.
Bloody hell never realised we had that many users, not since the lurkers who were following us after the thread about Gabby Logan and Alan Shearer's alleged affair.
i hate the fact that is was reported as imminent about 3 hours ago, ffs, just want some closure now after all its become the biggest story of the day... if we **** around and take too long i fear another club will come in with a last minute offer grrrr
Tonight is quite imminent. Instead of, say, in a week.
You are an utter ****.

yessss!
PS I'm being an idiot just trying to make everyone believe he has signed
But, but, I do this every time a transfer gets this far!
I'm just so sick of waiting... 
Does everyone else see themselves as the first name on the 'users currently viewing bit'?