Shearer's ebar

You can't see me but if you want to hear what I sound like and get a bit of an insight to my personality, watch this -

[video=youtube;Sy3MP_OvS5E]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sy3MP_OvS5E[/video]

It's me at the match recording.

 

I believe you mean, 'Too sexy'

I don't want people to feel bad about themselves.

 

Its weird, I'm only on 4%

 

Great plan. I'm putting 'not606 Careers Advice Service' in my sig, you should as well mate (as a form of payment, I'll venture over to the F1 forum... there's an offer you can't refuse), do you want to PM Skalpel or should I?

 

Well, you couldnt make Tash feel worse about himself. Go on, post a picture of dat sweet ass mo'fo face

 

I suppose I am, thanks.

 

Becaue the numbers have gone down, probably seemed far too high.

 

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shush

 

The new signature in all it's glory.

 

Colo's in Garth Crooks team of the week again.

 

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I hope you have a job!

 

I like carrots

 

I've done one too.

Skalpel can sort out all the technical ****, he's clever and good with computers.

 

You have no reason to see in the dark

 

Of course he does, he works in career guidance.

 

Oh, but he does. All them late nights on chatroulette!

Ive learnt so much about you chaps tonight

 

I'm a student, with a part-time job of sorts. It's volunteer work, and makes up for me being a **** the rest of the week. But I've applied to enter the RBS Graduate Scheme, so I really need to build up a stock of karma before I start my career as a professional ****er.

P.S. If there's another recession in 10 years or so, remember me fondly. Because the recession will be my fault, and I'll be drowning my sorrows with high class prostitutes and central London liquor.

 

Were you present on the sexy poll on christmas eve? We all had a heart to heart lol

It was completely gay!

 

And we've learnt so much about your type of girls