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This. I've just scrolled through looking for pics and can't see them. Get them in Sexy Poll FFS.

Edit:

DON"T PUT THEM IN SEXY POLL.

 

Well to be honest, I've been using chat roulette and things like that often, and I've talked to a lot of girls over webcam and mic, and almost all of them wanted me to add them to their skype.

I don't know whether that should raise or lower my self esteem or not.

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It was about that Christmas eve convo.

 

I'm seriously considering creating a 'not606 Careers Service group/thread with myself, AG and everybody else who has made it their life's work to Get Tash A Job.

 

or get cbrad a job .

 

you do realise the majority of the girls on there are actually videos?

 

Don't pretend you wouldn't love it.

 

I'm not getting it cut short. I used to have it very short, but It seriously makes me look like 5 years younger, the last time I had my hair cut down to a size 2, I looked in the mirror, I was 17 and looked about 12.

With my length of hair I look around 18. I look more like an adult, with shorter hair I look like a kid.

 

Tash throw my advice in my face months ago!!! Thought he knew best

 

Get yourself out there man! Drunk chicks go for anything!

 

I know, but I'm talking about the girls that talk over a mic, and it's not as if they can predict what I'm going to talk to them about?

They're actual people, I know when they're fakes mate. It's not over text is over microphone.

 

Way to raise his self esteem

 

Go to the hairdressers and get a haircut though, how you present yourself is important and that's part of the image you give off.

 

Not shaven like a muppet. My next hair cut, I'm going for the Joey Barton, short sides, long top. Will be all pretentious and indie. But not at all. Go for something like a 6 on the sides and cut on top (not really short, about an inch and a half.

**** me, where is this inner hair stylist coming from? Kept itself hidden for 18 ****ing years...

 

Amnesiacs shoe size is in AH's nudes?!

 

I'm not banging a drunken woman. I don't get turned on by the fact that I'm taking advantage of a girl that will regret it in the morning.

 

I have a hairdresser that's a friend of my mams, he comes around and cuts all our hair for 4/5 quid each and does a good job. Barber's are ****ing extortionate

 

It's some weird encrypted ****. I've got a birthmark on my..well...yeah... and it turns out that what it means, is actually Amnesiac's shoe size.

 

i blame AH

 

I get my mate to do my hair in our bathroom with some **** scissors.