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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Heavy Metal Toon, Mar 4, 2011.

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  1. Alright, i want us to put yesterdays shower of **** behind us. We have a game coming up this weekend, and a good chance of getting up to 6th. First of all i'd like to ask you for your predictions for the games that concern us the most -

    Mine -

    Newcastle 1-0 Everton
    Arsenal 2-0 Sunderland
    Bolton 1-1 Aston Villa
    West Ham 1-1 Stoke
    Liverpool 1-1 Man United

    These results wouldn't get us to 6th, but we'd be 7th only a point behind Liverpool, but for 24 hours atleast, we could be 6th :)

    I think our game will be extremely extremely dull and tight or wide open and fast paced, adrenaline pumping action. My personal prediction is that it will be tight and few chances will be created. I think we might just come out on top. However, my 6th sense about tall midfield players is ringing. I've got that feeling that Feillini will head one in from a set play.

    I'd love to hammer Everton to make them our second team that we've taken 6 points from this season, but i reckon it will be very tight.
    It all depends on who's fit. I think we really need Barton for this game. No Guthrie, Raylor, Routledge and probably no Ireland.

    My line up -

    -Simo-Wilo-Colo-Enrique
    -Barton-Nolan-Tiote-Jonas
    -----Best--Lovenkrands-

    If Barton isn't fit -

    Lover-Nolan-Tiote-Jonas
    --------Best---Ameobi----

    My prediction is 1-0 as above.
     
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  2. steviemac14

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    I reckon the results will be as follows:

    Arsenal 1-1 5under1and
    Bolton 1-2 Villa
    Toon 0-2 Everton :(
    Bin Dippers 1-0 ManUre

    Can see us getting beat I'm afraid, hope I'm wrong though!
     
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  3. Agent Bruce

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    I want, I want, I want, it's always I WANT with you, that's your trouble!

    Too full of your own self importance by far!

    The sooner you wake up and realise that you aren't important the better it will be for you!
     
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  5. Sports Direct Username

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    I'll bet you both my testicals that doesn't happen.

    He's out injured.
     
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    Newcastle 2-0 Everton
    Arsenal 2-0 Sunderland
    Bolton 1-1 Aston Villa
    West Ham 1-0 Stoke
    Liverpool 0-1 Man United

    Personally i think it'll be very similiar to the Bolton game which in my opinion was quite entertainng. I think both teams will get there fair share of chances but i think we'll take ours with the Bestinator getting two :)

    I'd go with the same line up.

    p.s. You shouldn't fear Fellatio, he's out for the rest of the season!
     
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  7. steviemac14

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    My result predictions are 105/1 on Paddy Power, I'm clearly the only one that thinks this will happen <laugh>
     
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    Newcastle 1-1 Everton
    Arsenal 2-0 Sunderland
    Bolton 1-1 Aston Villa
    West Ham 1-1 Stoke
    Liverpool 1-1 Man United

    Lots of 1-1's but i can see it happening.
     
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    Newcastle 2-1 Everton
    Arsenal 4-0 Sunderland
    Bolton 1-1 Aston Villa
    West Ham 2-1 Stoke
    Liverpool 1-2 Man United

    So the game will either be tight or open?
    that's like saying we are either going to win, lose or draw!!

    On paper Everton shouldn't score, what with our good defensive record and their woeful scoring record, not to mention they have goalscorers out injured.

    BUT this in Newcastle we are talking about so they are bound to score

    Best and Nolan - 2-1
     
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    My prediction:

    Newcastle 2-1 Everton
    Arsenal 2-0 Sunderland
    Bolton 1-1 Aston Villa
    West Ham 0-1 Stoke
    Liverpool 1-3 Man United

    Everyone will watch the game. It will be entertaining with many positives and negative to take away.

    We will all be on the non606 board on Monday and Tash will rant about something. Someone will disagree and he will use the '*' key. An argument wll ensue and tash will start going on about being hard done by and not caring what anyone thinks. Myself, OT, AG, Wein, Brucey and a range of others will point out the irony then he'll be quiet for a bit, then later posting another pointless article.

    Also agree Bruce and Wein <cheers>
     
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  11. The bit about Brucey, OT... and all the other members of the gang bang pointing out what ever flaws there are in my article made me laugh. Yeah, i go silent because you total pwn me mate XD

    On monday i'll post an article, you'll disagree with something, i'll swear at you, you'll all post quality comments refuting my arguements which i cannot respond to because my childish brain cannot think of a coherent counter arguement, then i'll go silent in rage that you've pwned me and then i'll post another Jonas article, followed shortly by a "gone to greggs for past, fat ****" article".

    I wish upon heavens good graces that you and your gay lord clan would just **** off and put me on your ignore list. You complain about me making constant **** articles, yet you post the same **** every day in the comments section on my articles.
     
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    Cause the smell of **** still lingers no matter what you do, including ignoring you.
     
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    My predictions are

    Newcastle 1-0 Everton
    Arsenal 2-0 Sunderland
    Bolton 1-1 Aston Villa
    West Ham 2-1 Stoke
    Liverpool 1-2 Man United

    and that Jonas will still not wave to RIP Bartons Tash.
     
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  14. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    RIP go to a different site then? Problem solved for us, you and everyone else concerned. ****.
     
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  15. Just face it, you secretly want me to stay on this site mate.
     
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  16. No because i actually get on with some people on here.
     
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  17. SirBR

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    No I don't, every now and then you make a good valid point. Then in the next post you start spouting random bollocks which get's people back up.

    Your like a little boy who doesn't think what he's saying with torretes.

    Some of your articles are embarassing and hope supporters from other teams don't come on here and see them cause they'll rip you to shreds are tar all the normal people with the same brush.
     
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  18. toonpents

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    This This This and This!
     
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  19. StoneyNUFC

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    Anyone fancy backing this statement? :)
     
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    Sod formation porn, how about Tiote porn......


    Harper



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    We should put that out as the team


    (Apparently I am only allowed to put in 10 images hence by default, Harper makes the 1st 11)
     
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