Just Mr Ponytail trending on twitter, was disappointed to find out it was someone on East Enders and not Andy Carroll.
you got some bubbles, scented candles and a bottle of rose on the go too? perhaps with some enya playing softly in the backgound? you big woman
Hey girlfrieeeend! Love how the Oldham fans are out-singing all the scousers in Anfield and just as I type this I discover a massive ****ing blister on my hand after being in the bath too long...
Wow, some Liverpool fans are scum. They're singing the Luis Suarez song at one of the black Oldham players.