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That is what Steve Davis is going to have to break to earn any money at ibrox this month I am lead to believe...

 

Thank **** we are not a snooker team then

 

You won't have enough players to host a snooker match come February

 

This patter's getting worse.

 

this thread is ****ing awful

 

I know I should get rid of this thread, but I'll keep it for the embarrassment of MTS. Dreadful stuff.

 

it reminds me of one of this guy's slaggings

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvr6gtJIFy1qf8dk1.jpg

how the **** do you insert images in 2012?

 

Rangers can't afford to pay their players wages......and I should be embarrassed?

 

yes you should. you posted a really really unfunny "joke"

no-one who works for rangers is on here so I dont know what you're getting at?

 

Is that why there has been no funny or witty responses?

You ****s are NOTHING without Girvan

 

The sun hacked into Craig Whyte phone and topped it to a tenner

 

Grr timmy

 

Looks like MTS is going through the jokes from that box of Xmas crackers he bought at the Celtic shop. Next up:

My dog's got no nose.
How does he smell?
Like a Hun.

 

Belter - I like this one better

 

My wife's gone to the West Indies.
Jamaica?
I beat her up after we screwed up the title at Inverness and she fled the country.

 

How do you circumcise a hun?

Kick his brother in the jaw

 

Why shouldn't you knock down a hun riding a bike ...

Might be your bike!

 

Awww, these are all smashing.


Why did the hun grow a moustache?

To look like his maw.

 

You would know

 

most of my threads are ****ing hilarious.