Parsnips, Peirs "De La ****y" Morgan, Facebook, Scunthorpe United, Cardiff City, Manchester United, Sheffield United, Middlesbrough FC, dance music, rap music, hip-hop, post-1970 R'n'B (listen to ****ing Sam Cooke you talentless twats), people who refer to the decade between 2000 and 2009 as 'The Noughties', women's magazines (Closer/Hello/OK), CJ De Mooi, people who spell 'definitely' as 'definately', people who say 'was' when the appropriate and grammatically correct word to use would be 'were', the Daily Mail, The Sun, The Daily Star (JUST **** OFF TELLING ME "A SOURCE SAID"), American people, Wales, France, expensive stuff (see 17p Freddo's and Beano comics costing ã1.35), etc.