Lorraine Kelly
Cucumber
That ****ing Rivita advert in the radio station (the bacon sandwich looks so nice!!)
Wayne Rooney
Ulrikka Johnson
That fat bloke who does the papers on Sky Sports News
Music on mobile phones
The Sun
Media's treatment of Gerrard and Rooney
"It's political correctness gone mad..." or "I'm not racist but..."
Graham Poll
Eastenders
Barton's Tash
Twitter
People who leave 100 Facebook statuses a day
Jack Wilshere
Film and music snobs
That stupid Oreo advert with the dog
Sod's law
Biro's that arent Bic
People who think Sony is superior to Nintendo
Mike Ashley
Racism
Sweden
Steven Gerrard
Jon Gaunt
People who order Diet Coke to look like they're better than you
Harry Redknapp
Poundstretcher (what's the point?)
Every little **** on Super Sweet Sixteen
P Diddy
Snickers
The ****ing nut/raisan Revels
Business folk
Blackberrys ("Heres my BB Pin" - **** you)
People who write letters into The Sun/Daily Mail
People who don't use grammar correctly
Snobby students
Liverpool fans who think they have some right to win the league every year
I could go on.