I know a very bad joke that references "The Italian Job." Do you want to hear it? Okay, here goes, but don't say I didn't warn you.
Michael Cain and his wife are at a show-biz party in swinging 60s London. As many of her pop idols will be there, she asks him if she has his permission to have sex with any of them. Cain is horrified, but doesn't want to come across a prude. Besides, there's an actress at the party who he'd like to give some off-screen attention to. So, as a compromise, they agree that they can each have oral sex with only one person at the party. He, of course, picks his little actress sort, and she picks Jim Morrison and his entire band.
Later at the party, after Mickey-boy has finished his business with the actress, he goes looking for his wife, and finds her in one of the bedrooms heavily engaged in an orgy with The Rolling Stones and The Beatles. In a fit of rage, Michael Cain shouts out:-
...and please forgive me for this...
"You were only supposed to blow the bloody Doors off!"
