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Kempton Klutz said:
Is there an addistiger ?
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As I'm a tigers supporter and live in Addis Ababa then yes - of course strictly speaking there are no tigers in Africa though there are a few lions around in parts of Ethiopia. I hear hyenas frequently and see ocassionally - there have been 'wars' between lions and hyenas in recent years. Hyenas would be a good name for a team!
 
addistiger said:
As I'm a tigers supporter and live in Addis Ababa then yes - of course strictly speaking there are no tigers in Africa though there are a few lions around in parts of Ethiopia. I hear hyenas frequently and see ocassionally - there have been 'wars' between lions and hyenas in recent years. Hyenas would be a good name for a team!
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Yep it was called The Lion King!!. Anyway reminded me of this old chestnut-
One day a monkey is walking through the jungle when he comes across a hyena all black and blue.
"What's happened to you ?" asks the monkey.
"well," says the hyena, "I have to walk this route every day, and for some reason the lion is waiting for me, and every day he jumps out and beats me senseless."
"I'll tell you what," replies the monkey,"tomorrow I will walk with you and when the lion jumps you, there will be two of us and we will give him a good kicking !!"
So tomorrow comes and the hyena and the monkey are walking through the jungle, when all of a sudden out pounces the lion from behind a tree and starts kicking two barrels of s***te out the hyena ,and the monkey shoots straight up the nearest tree..
After about 10 minutes the lion retreats leaving the poor hyena kicked to fook on the ground.
"What happened ? where were you, I thought you was going to help me ???" asks the battered hyena.
"I was," explains the monkey," but you was laughing that much I thought you was winning !!!!!"

Coat.
 
Chazz Rheinhold said:
Yep it was called The Lion King!!. Anyway reminded me of this old chestnut-
One day a monkey is walking through the jungle when he comes across a hyena all black and blue.
"What's happened to you ?" asks the monkey.
"well," says the hyena, "I have to walk this route every day, and for some reason the lion is waiting for me, and every day he jumps out and beats me senseless."
"I'll tell you what," replies the monkey,"tomorrow I will walk with you and when the lion jumps you, there will be two of us and we will give him a good kicking !!"
So tomorrow comes and the hyena and the monkey are walking through the jungle, when all of a sudden out pounces the lion from behind a tree and starts kicking two barrels of s***te out the hyena ,and the monkey shoots straight up the nearest tree..
After about 10 minutes the lion retreats leaving the poor hyena kicked to fook on the ground.
"What happened ? where were you, I thought you was going to help me ???" asks the battered hyena.
"I was," explains the monkey," but you was laughing that much I thought you was winning !!!!!"

Coat.
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Thanks for the story - brilliant!
 
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