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Christmas appeal

Discussion in 'Bristol City' started by banksyisourhero, Dec 23, 2011.

  1. banksyisourhero

    banksyisourhero Well-Known Member

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    AN URGENT XMAS APPEAL...

    (Whams 'last christmas' plays wistfully in the background)

    To all Bristol city fans.

    When You sit down this year to enjoy the xmas festivities and 'championship football' all may not seem as well as it could be, but a spare a thought for others less fortunate than yourselves.

    Chris, Lockleaze.(picture Chris sat on an upturned bucket outside the local shops looking mournful)

    Less than 1 year ago Chris's life was going well. then in April last year it started to fall apart, from "swapping places" or at the very least "local derbies back" to the very despair of League 2 also rans. How life can change so very quickly

    Sparrow, Horfield. (Imagine CJS stood outside the Mem peering through the gates with rain dripping off his nose)

    It was all going so well for CJS when an unwanted visitor started to enter his life forcing himself upon him, his presence sparking dread and fear, now a life of misery cannot be broken as CJS does not have the mental strength to break away from him.

    'Gas fans' are disappearing from the Mem at an alarming rate never to be seen again, all due to the utter misery bestowed on them. They can never be replaced once their gone!

    Is there any light at the end of the tunnel. YES. but difficulties in that area where puppet leaders hide the real dictatorship beneath mean any cash funds given are stolen away from the people who really need it. they will shortly have an away FA cup trip to Villa where literally several 'gas' will make the journey in the despairing hope of a 'result' to lift the gloom, albeit on a temporary basis.

    What can we do to help?

    Its no good sending money, they need real help!

    If you see a petition over the new year protesting against any supermarkets in the Horfield area. DONT SIGN IT. at least not until the new year.

    Spare a thought for the 'gasheads' at xmas.

    Should you wish to send cash. (Which I wouldn't if I were you!)

    Sent to
    The Paul Buckle Testimonial fund
    Dunfords deep pockets.
    PO box, MEM GATES.
    TWERTON
    BRISTOL.
     
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  2. Mangadoogas

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    <laugh> Bloody spiteful Banksy!!!!

    By the way we are home to Villa not away (unless we get a Draw at our place)

    Are you just hiding the fact that you are all pissed off with Maynard going for nothing when you could have got 6 million from Fester. Thats almost 1 million a goal upto Xmas.<ok>
     
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  3. banksyisourhero

    banksyisourhero Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>

    Dont go spoiling it with facts!
     
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  4. Mangadoogas

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    <laugh> Fair enough.
     
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  5. RedorDead

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    Poor old Chris selling his Big Issue and CJS trying to pimp Chris.
     
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  6. Angelicnumber16

    Angelicnumber16 Well-Known Member

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    Hilarious Banksy !
     
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  7. wizered

    wizered Ol' Mucker
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    Chris trying to pump poor ol' cjs,he's the woman....<yikes>
     
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