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Its like bloody tennis... especially the men's game where someone serves 4 aces from one end, then the other guy saves 4 aces for there other end and they sit down for a rest for 2 minutes...
 
The weather forecasts. Sky news have run out of shades of red so half the country is shown black to signify hot weather.
We're all going to be burnt to a cinder if we go outside.

However not much sun in the sky over hull this morning, it's all looking very strange.
 
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The weather forecasts. Sky news have run out of shades of red so half the country is shown black to signify hot weather.
We're all going to be burnt to a cinder if we go outside.

However not much sun in the sky over hull this morning, it's all looking very strange.
In fact, it’s drizzling.
 
The weather forecasts. Sky news have run out of shades of red so half the country is shown black to signify hot weather.
We're all going to be burnt to a cinder if we go outside.

However not much sun in the sky over hull this morning, it's all looking very strange.
No shades of red to report up here this morning...

Lovely day yesterday,maybe 27-28c but we've had a huge storm in the early hours with torrential rain,thunder and loads of lightning.It's still raining on and off just now and much cooler.
 
It was ****ing hot here yesterday.
It was ****ing hot here last night.
It is ****ing hot here this morning.

By the way, did I say it’s ****ing hot.

My hot tub is at 33 degrees without the heater running and the insulating cover on.

We considered sleeping outside last night as the house was 30deg at midnight.

There is a Police search team working to find a 15 year old who went missing on Wednesday whilst swimming in a reservoir about a mile away.

I hate moaning about the heat when I think about what his family and friends are going through.
 
Brazilians dancing around all the time with their unique carnival spirit.

Brazilian players hip swaying, dancing goal celebrations.

In fact, any goal celebrations that aren't basically a fist pumping, adrenaline filled, screaming. aimlessly running, team-mate jumping, corner flag kicking joyfest.

No dancing. No babes in arm swinging or thumb sucking. No imitating a rutting giraffe. None of that nonsense.


Possibly making a heart shape with your hands and looking to the sky if you've recently lost a close relative, but that's it for gestures.
 
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Brazilians dancing around all the time with their unique carnival spirit.
I've only ever met one and he was a miserable chef - no samba there, just endless complaining about work.

There was the Irish based one in the news yesterday who groped someone in a sauna, who was a looker. Awful thing to do to someone and hopefully doesn't bump into me in my regular sauna visit on Sundays at 10am at Heit Bergen sauna in Marineholmen (free parking before 11am).
 
Brazilian players hip swaying, dancing goal celebrations.

In fact, any goal celebrations that aren't basically a fist pumping, adrenaline filled, screaming. aimlessly running, team-mate jumping, corner flag kicking joyfest.

No dancing. No babes in arm swinging or thumb sucking. No imitating a rutting giraffe. None of that nonsense.


Possibly making a heart shape with your hands and looking to the sky if you've recently lost a close relative, but that's it for gestures.
A Denis Law type celebration is quite sufficient.

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Brazilian players hip swaying, dancing goal celebrations.

In fact, any goal celebrations that aren't basically a fist pumping, adrenaline filled, screaming. aimlessly running, team-mate jumping, corner flag kicking joyfest.

No dancing. No babes in arm swinging or thumb sucking. No imitating a rutting giraffe. None of that nonsense.


Possibly making a heart shape with your hands and looking to the sky if you've recently lost a close relative, but that's it for gestures.
Gazza's dentist's chair ?