That is what I instantly thought of when I saw it, Sheldon's Doppler effect costume.
Mags embarrassing themselves yet again
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That is what I instantly thought of when I saw it, Sheldon's Doppler effect costume.
The mags are certainly top of the tree when it comes to selling 
It is available in sizes XS to XXXXL and cut from light and breathable fabric with built-in CLIMACOOL tech to deal with the sweat.
. Sizes for this one are offered at XS to XXXL so it has fewer options available but is made from slim-fitting recycled fabric, with sweat-wicking CLIMACOOL+
Slim fitting XXXL
Sorry I’m nearly pissing myself laughing.
It is available in sizes XS to XXXXL and cut from light and breathable fabric with built-in CLIMACOOL tech to deal with the sweat.
. Sizes for this one are offered at XS to XXXL so it has fewer options available but is made from slim-fitting recycled fabric, with sweat-wicking CLIMACOOL+
Slim fitting XXXL
Sorry I’m nearly pissing myself laughing.
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Has it got a gravy deflector on the front?Play The mags are certainly top of the tree when it comes to selling
It is available in sizes XS to XXXXL and cut from light and breathable fabric with built-in CLIMACOOL tech to deal with the sweat.
. Sizes for this one are offered at XS to XXXL so it has fewer options available but is made from slim-fitting recycled fabric, with sweat-wicking CLIMACOOL+
Slim fitting XXXL
Sorry I’m nearly pissing myself laughing.
That strip is truly awful. They have a piss take nickname of the barcodes and the powers at be at the Abattoir and ADIDAS create a home shirt that actually looks like a barcode.Utter shambolic and funny in equal measure.
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I have seen it. It is real
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It's a replica of I think the Frankfurt kit, but that is red and black and looks reasonable.
That thing will give you a migraine.
Have you saw what they’ve done at the stadium to promote the strip
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Like in the "ipcress file" I think the strip has a subliminal message implanted in the Bar-code .so if your watching the match live or on tv its transmitting to the viewer " Don't fall asleep" and "wissa is good"!
It’s as if they have no idea what the fan base is thinking, earlier they were saying the fans are queuing outside the ground to get their hands on the new kit
Can you imagine the the piss take on Tyneside if the roles had been reversed and we had only 3 humans ,a dog and its imaginary friend at the Kit launch event . it would be on look north special bulletin this afternoon and a 30 minute special after the 6 o'clock news. No doubt it will be glossed over tonight on mag tv. Sadly they are owned by the richest owners in the world but are run in a very tinpot way !with no class or attention to details or the things that matter to fans.It’s as if they have no idea what the fan base is thinking, earlier they were saying the fans are queuing outside the ground to get their hands on the new kit
They might eventually get it right though but until then ive bought upper circle seats for this perpetual pantomime that appears to be on a unbreakable loop,and long may it continue.
1994 Germany shirt...
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Adidas are just giving them templates
Ffs, there's going to be a few traffic accidents around there in the next few weeks!
Naw man. Adidaaas said they were gonna give wa beeespoke strips.
The training gear is no better.
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It looks like my old tea shirts I use after I’ve finished washing the garage floor
There must be a Sunderland fan somewhere who’s feeling a bit sorry for them, surely.
I mean it’s not as though they ever mentioned us being in the turd division.
I mean it’s not as though they ever mentioned us being in the turd division.
Queuing round the ground to buy it
Newcastle United fans have heavily criticized the club’s new 2026/27 home shirt design, sparking widespread backlash online and splitting the fanbase. Prepared by Adidas as part of a global, fashion-focused strategy, the design breaks significantly away from the club's traditional, simple black and white
The "Barcode" Appearance: Rather than bold, equal-width lines, the jersey features an uneven, experimental striping pattern. Fans have widely mocked it for looking like a supermarket barcode or a scanning error, with some joking that walking past a checkout counter would scan them as a box of cornflakes.
While some fans defend the shirt as a bold, modern concept that will eventually grow on people, the early consensus leans heavily negative, with many labelling it one of the worst home designs in the club's recent history.
Newcastle United fans have heavily criticized the club’s new 2026/27 home shirt design, sparking widespread backlash online and splitting the fanbase. Prepared by Adidas as part of a global, fashion-focused strategy, the design breaks significantly away from the club's traditional, simple black and white
The "Barcode" Appearance: Rather than bold, equal-width lines, the jersey features an uneven, experimental striping pattern. Fans have widely mocked it for looking like a supermarket barcode or a scanning error, with some joking that walking past a checkout counter would scan them as a box of cornflakes.
While some fans defend the shirt as a bold, modern concept that will eventually grow on people, the early consensus leans heavily negative, with many labelling it one of the worst home designs in the club's recent history.
They just keep on giving
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the yellow sleeve patch looks like a tesco reduced label over a barcode ironically
Best quote of any of the comments!