Back on the medication until my surgery*, so alcohol free for now.Half p!ssed?
Oh dear,what are they extending this time?Back on the medication until my surgery*, so alcohol free for now.
* No, not the much needed lobotomy.
It's our time.
She's ****ed off to London now playing the poor little me card...
Eye surgery on my little eye, done at Southampton General by Mr Eckert assisted by Dr Salt.Oh dear,what are they extending this time?
All joking aside,keep well
Erm,just out of interest,what's a surgeon? I don't think we have them up here,I've never encountered one anyway...
Talking to the old bloke that lives next door the other day,similar issue,involved his little eye,just been in for Transurethral Resection of the Prostate(TURP)......(Sorry ladies)Eye surgery on my little eye, done at Southampton General by Mr Eckert assisted by Dr Salt.
It's our time.
I might* be a knobhead, but 'my little eye' means the one in my eye socket.
I've got to go into hospital on Friday to have the camera put where the Sun don't shine.
Still the camera up here and the ****ing tripod if they have the time....I've got to go into hospital on Friday to have the camera put where the Sun don't shine.
Apparently now they don't put the camera up, instead they insert a six inch tube then pump air into ya to blow ya stomach up and then have a CTscan on your right side then your left.
Apparently it's better than putting the camera up so it's not uncomfortable but they say you have slight cramping during the procedure.
Tuesday this week I went for a camera down me throat but they couldn't do it because of one of my meds i'm taking so gotta be rebooked. Cost me frigging thirty quid in taxis anarl.
I must resist I must resist I must resist
I have bad news for you ….the tube is 6 inch wide……I've got to go into hospital on Friday to have the camera put where the Sun don't shine.
Apparently now they don't put the camera up, instead they insert a six inch tube then pump air into ya to blow ya stomach up and then have a CTscan on your right side then your left.
Apparently it's better than putting the camera up so it's not uncomfortable but they say you have slight cramping during the procedure.
Tuesday this week I went for a camera down me throat but they couldn't do it because of one of my meds i'm taking so gotta be rebooked. Cost me frigging thirty quid in taxis anarl.
Got camera one down throat coming up at ENT.I've got to go into hospital on Friday to have the camera put where the Sun don't shine.
Apparently now they don't put the camera up, instead they insert a six inch tube then pump air into ya to blow ya stomach up and then have a CTscan on your right side then your left.
Apparently it's better than putting the camera up so it's not uncomfortable but they say you have slight cramping during the procedure.
Tuesday this week I went for a camera down me throat but they couldn't do it because of one of my meds i'm taking so gotta be rebooked. Cost me frigging thirty quid in taxis anarl.
Great isn't it (not)
They have but you've really got to prove you need it.
Out the two that's the one I hate most, had it twice in the past and could never stop retching, ****ing hate it.
My 3rd time having this one , then got some other **** coming up not looking forward to.Out the two that's the one I hate most, had it twice in the past and could never stop retching, ****ing hate it.
Owt they shove up there feels like a dustbin anyway.
Don’t believe you that’s rubbish, you’re trying to make us believe it’s like a jocks walletOwt they shove up there feels like a dustbin anyway.
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