So, after 4th unbeaten match in a row we now face Chelsea. We have a terrible record there, winning only once since I was 22yrs old.
To put that into context in those 37 years;
1. Chaz and Di divorced, she forgot to wear a seat belt, her youngest son dressed as a nazi, her eldest son lost his hair, his alcoholic great grandma died, his grandma was murdered by Liz Trust and his uncle proudly announce to the world that he was a non sweating nonce.
2.The Berlin wall fell, as did communism...all thanks to The Hoff who sang at the re-unite Germany party.
3. Apartheid died, Mandela was released and free elections were held. The football world cup and the tinnitus inducing vuvuzalas were inflicted on the world.
4. John Terry was seen taking the piss out of Americans in the aftermath of 9/11.
5. The Premier league was born and fans became an after thought to clubs.
6. There was a riot over the Poll Tax.
7. John Terry cheated on his wife with a team mates ex.
8. There have been 8 Olympics.
9. John Terry was a racist **** on the pitch, denied being a racist ****, was taken to court for being a racist ****, was released as the judge said that the 2 seconds that the camera was obscured meant they could not prove he was a lying **** but his explanation was that of a lying ****.
10. Diego Maradona sniffed his way through a world cup before snuffing it.
11. There was a war with Iraq.
12. The Twin Towers were toppled by planes or blown up (depending on whether your sane or not).
13. John Terry became a full kit ****er.
14. There was a war with Iraq.
15. John Terry did the most cringe worthy last appearance in football history.
16. Clinton definitely did not have sex with that woman but did have a daughter called Chelsea.
17. We've had 10 PMs.
14. There was a war in Iraq.
15. We've had 17 managers.
16. There was a war in Iraq.
17. Watford had 13,952 managers in that time.
One win in all that time...and that was when we had Kane, Eriksen, Son, Dele, Dembele, Toby, Rose, Jan and Lloris...who, in total, cost less than Richarlison!
The one constant throughout that time was John Terry being a complete ****.
We currently have 11 injuries out of our 30 players... this coincidentally is the same number of injuries that Chelsea have out of their 13,471 players.
We have had a weird obsession with getting Chelsea's sloppy seconds (manager wise) over the years...Hoddle, AVB, Maureen and Conte...so am fully expecting us to offer Rosenoir a job once we sack De Zerbi for delegating us!
Chelsea have struggled over the past 7 or 8 matches whereas we have struggled over the 76 matches.
I think there will be a lot of media noise before this game so the players are being kept together as a group to keep away from the negativity and to bond. Apparently they have bought a John Terry mask and plan to make Gallagher wear it as they take turns kicking him in the balls for being a useless sack of ****e...Richarlison and Kolo won't be allowed to join in as De Zerbi fears they'll injure our few remaining fit players as they do their usual Stevie Wonder taking a penalty impression.
I want to end with the words of the great Jimmy Greaves..."football...it's a funny old game...now go out there and beat those chav ****s"
If we escape relegation I can die peacefully in my sleep...just like my grandpa...unlike his screaming bus passengers as his lifeless corpse (think Bissouma most weeks) drove the bus into the railway Bridge.
To put that into context in those 37 years;
1. Chaz and Di divorced, she forgot to wear a seat belt, her youngest son dressed as a nazi, her eldest son lost his hair, his alcoholic great grandma died, his grandma was murdered by Liz Trust and his uncle proudly announce to the world that he was a non sweating nonce.
2.The Berlin wall fell, as did communism...all thanks to The Hoff who sang at the re-unite Germany party.
3. Apartheid died, Mandela was released and free elections were held. The football world cup and the tinnitus inducing vuvuzalas were inflicted on the world.
4. John Terry was seen taking the piss out of Americans in the aftermath of 9/11.
5. The Premier league was born and fans became an after thought to clubs.
6. There was a riot over the Poll Tax.
7. John Terry cheated on his wife with a team mates ex.
8. There have been 8 Olympics.
9. John Terry was a racist **** on the pitch, denied being a racist ****, was taken to court for being a racist ****, was released as the judge said that the 2 seconds that the camera was obscured meant they could not prove he was a lying **** but his explanation was that of a lying ****.
10. Diego Maradona sniffed his way through a world cup before snuffing it.
11. There was a war with Iraq.
12. The Twin Towers were toppled by planes or blown up (depending on whether your sane or not).
13. John Terry became a full kit ****er.
14. There was a war with Iraq.
15. John Terry did the most cringe worthy last appearance in football history.
16. Clinton definitely did not have sex with that woman but did have a daughter called Chelsea.
17. We've had 10 PMs.
14. There was a war in Iraq.
15. We've had 17 managers.
16. There was a war in Iraq.
17. Watford had 13,952 managers in that time.
One win in all that time...and that was when we had Kane, Eriksen, Son, Dele, Dembele, Toby, Rose, Jan and Lloris...who, in total, cost less than Richarlison!
The one constant throughout that time was John Terry being a complete ****.
We currently have 11 injuries out of our 30 players... this coincidentally is the same number of injuries that Chelsea have out of their 13,471 players.
We have had a weird obsession with getting Chelsea's sloppy seconds (manager wise) over the years...Hoddle, AVB, Maureen and Conte...so am fully expecting us to offer Rosenoir a job once we sack De Zerbi for delegating us!
Chelsea have struggled over the past 7 or 8 matches whereas we have struggled over the 76 matches.
I think there will be a lot of media noise before this game so the players are being kept together as a group to keep away from the negativity and to bond. Apparently they have bought a John Terry mask and plan to make Gallagher wear it as they take turns kicking him in the balls for being a useless sack of ****e...Richarlison and Kolo won't be allowed to join in as De Zerbi fears they'll injure our few remaining fit players as they do their usual Stevie Wonder taking a penalty impression.
I want to end with the words of the great Jimmy Greaves..."football...it's a funny old game...now go out there and beat those chav ****s"
If we escape relegation I can die peacefully in my sleep...just like my grandpa...unlike his screaming bus passengers as his lifeless corpse (think Bissouma most weeks) drove the bus into the railway Bridge.
