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Off Topic The Message Of Hate Thread...

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Aldridge_Prior, Apr 11, 2011.

  1. You'veBeenTiote'd

    You'veBeenTiote'd Active Member

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    <laugh> 'Nosferatu lookalike terrorises Prague jazz bars'
     
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  3. skalpel

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    <laugh> Saxophone weilding maniac heard declaring "Where's my ****ing parcel you ****" amidst woodwind-related disturbance.
     
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  4. You'veBeenTiote'd

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  5. Donkey Toon

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    II was thinking it wasn't too bad, until ... no TEA BAGS!!!!

    Disaster ... i'd be raging!!
     
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  6. skalpel

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    Well that's exactly it, isn't it? Everything can turn into **** around you if it likes, as long as you can get home and have a nice cup of tea to forget about it :(
     
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  7. Cal.

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    I fancy a cup of tea now... I'll make one in your honour Skalpel, then drink it.
     
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  8. Donkey Toon

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    Exactly, there is no problem that can't be made better by a nice cuppa.

    Which leads me to a hate rant. What is the thing about the rest of the world and Lipton's ****ing tea. It's totally **** and the number of counties i've been to where it is the only brand you can buy is astonishing.

    Are we the only people in the world who know what a decent cup of tea should taste like?

    And how did Lipton's manage to corner the market everywhere else?
     
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  9. skalpel

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    <laugh> Bastard.

    Yeah, Lipton is actually rancid, dries your throat out too. Luckily here you can get Twinings and Ahmad Tea, plus there's some good tea shops to get plenty of loose leaf from. Problem now is that my girlfriend has been away for a while now and I pretty much fail to do everything whenever she;s away for some reason - so I have no shopping in at all and that includes tea. I'd even settle for a Lipton right now, no matter how disgusting it is.
     
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    If you give me your name, address and credit card details I'll buy some groceries online for you. <ok>
     
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  11. skalpel

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    Sure thing, just give me yours first so I can refund you once you're done <whistle>.
     
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  12. skalpel

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    You want his mother's maiden name too, just so you can find out from her what he likes...
     
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  14. LTF

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    Forget the Tea, I'm just home from the game and I'm having a Bombay Sapphire, I need it to steady my nerves, tea will keep me awake.
     
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  15. Donkey Toon

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    Good thinking! You are a lime in yer g&t type if I remember rightly?

    Haven't got any tonic so i'm doing the same only with vodka :)
     
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    OI OI Mate, of course I've got the lime.
    I left everyone else in town, they've all went out for a drink, I don't quite have the stomach for it after tonight, my brother was a bit put out because I came home, but he's finished work now and I haven't.
    We're all stacked up with alcohol for Christmas, Morgans Spice etc., I've got a new favourite now, "Desperado", beer with a shot of Tequila and Lime, you must try it...<ok>
     
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  17. Donkey Toon

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    Don't blame you. Not got the heart to chat footie either at the moment.

    Desperado sounds good ... will give it a go. I like mexican cocktails/shots. Had one called Sacrificio Maya in Mexico which was nice. Tequila, Kahlua and Mezcal in equal measures, set it alight and drink through a plastic straw. Have to do it really quick before the straw melts. Awesome :)

    How did your work do go btw?
     
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    My work do was ok, I had 3 glasses of wine, a pink champagne and a gin, spent all of the next day in bed. Bit of a lightweight when it comes to alcohol, but I agreed to go out spur of the moment. (otherwise I would have went into training for it) Not to worry though, Mr LTF is speaking to me again <whistle>
     
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    Yeah coz i'm sure he never does anything like that ;)

    Mixed your drinks, that was your mistake. Of course I never do that! :bandit:
     
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    Alan Smith (commentator), we get it you stupid sycophantic prick, you want Steven Gerrard to **** you, keep it to yourself. "Great play from Steven Gerrard, leaving the free kick to Bellamy", please **** off you stupid, stupid twat.

    Then Lee Probert for ridiculously awarding the free kick in the first place. What the **** was he seeing? You get more consistency from a coin toss.

    Finally the FA for allowing the twat to take charge of a game, three days after delivering such a comically awful performance that both managers laughed him off the pitch. <applause>
     
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