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Years ago I went on a picnic with Errol Brown from Hot Chocolate.
It started with a quiche…
It started with a quiche…
Never thought... it would come to this.
Happy 100th Birthday
Sir David Attenborough.
www.bbc.co.uk
Sir David Attenborough.
Attenborough: The risk-taker who changed how we see Earth - BBC News
A celebration of the career of Sir David Attenborough on his 100th birthday in video, audio and pictures.
He won't want 100 lit candles on his cake, contributing to Global Warming, not to mention the effort of blowing them all outHappy 100th Birthday
Sir David Attenborough.
Attenborough: The risk-taker who changed how we see Earth - BBC News
A celebration of the career of Sir David Attenborough on his 100th birthday in video, audio and pictures.
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Mr. Cadbury and Miss Rowntree met on a Double Decker. It was After Eight. She was from Quality Street. He was a Fisherman’s Friend.
On the way they stopped at a Yorkie Bar. He had a Rum and Butter. She had a Wine Gum. He asked her name.
“Polo, I’m the one with the hole”, she said. “I’m the one with the nuts”, he thought! Then he touched her Milky Way.
They checked into a hotel and went straight to the bedroom. Mr. Cadbury turned out the light for a bit of Black Magic.
It wasn’t long before he slipped his hand into her Snickers and felt her Cream Egg. He fondled her Flap Jacks then showed her his Curly Wurly and Tic Tacs.
Miss Rowntree wasn’t keen to have any Jelly Babies so she let him take a trip down Bourneville Boulevard via her Party Ring. He was pleased as he always fancied a bit of fudge. It was a magic moment as she let out a scream of Turkish Delight.
When he pulled out, his fun size Mars Bar felt a bit Crunchie. She wanted more but he needed Time Out. However he noticed her Pink Wafers looked very appetizing. He did a Twirl, had a Picnic in her Sherbet Dip and finished off by giving her a Gob Stopper!
Unfortunately Mr. Cadbury then had to go home to his wife, Caramel.
Sadly three days later his Magnum lolly started to drip. It turned out Miss Rowntree had been with Bertie Basset who had Allsorts!!!
On the way they stopped at a Yorkie Bar. He had a Rum and Butter. She had a Wine Gum. He asked her name.
“Polo, I’m the one with the hole”, she said. “I’m the one with the nuts”, he thought! Then he touched her Milky Way.
They checked into a hotel and went straight to the bedroom. Mr. Cadbury turned out the light for a bit of Black Magic.
It wasn’t long before he slipped his hand into her Snickers and felt her Cream Egg. He fondled her Flap Jacks then showed her his Curly Wurly and Tic Tacs.
Miss Rowntree wasn’t keen to have any Jelly Babies so she let him take a trip down Bourneville Boulevard via her Party Ring. He was pleased as he always fancied a bit of fudge. It was a magic moment as she let out a scream of Turkish Delight.
When he pulled out, his fun size Mars Bar felt a bit Crunchie. She wanted more but he needed Time Out. However he noticed her Pink Wafers looked very appetizing. He did a Twirl, had a Picnic in her Sherbet Dip and finished off by giving her a Gob Stopper!
Unfortunately Mr. Cadbury then had to go home to his wife, Caramel.
Sadly three days later his Magnum lolly started to drip. It turned out Miss Rowntree had been with Bertie Basset who had Allsorts!!!
I was in a band once called Teenager’s Bed.
Never made it.
Never made it.
Just seen an Elvis lookalike in B&Q.
Returned a sander.
Returned a sander.
How many of your heads worked it out before they said it ? My one head unfortunately did not.
With the first Eurovision semi final tonight, does anyone know any reliable BBC stream which I can use to watch it on? Thank you very much
Eurovision Song Contest
Amazing staging, vocal virtuosos and voting upsets - it's the greatest, maddest, most over-the-top song contest on earth. Welcome to Europe's biggest event - everyone's invited!
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We have more important things to be watching!
I meant ones that don't require a TV licence...
And nothing could be more important than Eurovision!
And nothing could be more important than Eurovision!
Well I can't be allowed to encourage you to break the law, so I can't help you.
? Well any stream in the UK that doesn't require a TV licence to watch Eurovision is illegal, so why not just watch it illegally on iPlayer?
How does a burglar get into a house?
Intruder window
Intruder window
