Evra: Ref, the only Premier League player who needs to see another man's "Oh God!" face is John Terry...
please log in to view this image Ref (talking to Evra): "Okay, so it wasn't a pleasant thing to say, but it's not as though he's wearing a white robe and a white pointy hat, is it, Mr Evra?"
Evra - Blimey ref, he can move that left hand vigourously, can i have a turn, you've been there ages. Ref - Get in line!
please log in to view this image Ref (talking to Evra): "Don't worry, Mr Evra. When he gets to the Scrubs, Big Luke will be inserting this many fingers up his ass! Just ask notso."