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Spurlock

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Footballers, most annoying, biggest ****s, players even rival fans agree on regarding their ****ty personalities etc etc or behaviour on pitch etc

For example we all think most Pool players are self pitying dickheads etc etc

Everyone hates Romero and Spurs fans love Richarlison but you all can't stand him etc etc

anyone else?

Gordon of the Toon seems like a punchable clown and we all agree DCL takes it up the batty

Anyone I've missed?
 
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Hate is a strong word ... for me it's more a combination of irritating and annoying ... will put them up as they occur...

Martianelli at Arsenal - appears to have problems with earth's gravity, given the frequency he looses his footing and collapses to the grass for no apparent reason ...
 
Garnacho. Overrated and ****. Not enough reason to dislike somebody but he just does my head in for some reason.
 
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Not an individual player, but I feel the whole of the Chelsea team is stealing a living. Currently 6th in league so at best Europa and I'm actually hoping they don't even get that. Cole needs leave and Side Show Bob and the rest of them clowns need to **** off back to the Simpsons, Even Sucky has more style. Some of the great names Chelsea have had, no one will be remembering these ****s, poor Ginge must be turning in his grave.
 
Not an individual player, but I feel the whole of the Chelsea team is stealing a living. Currently 6th in league so at best Europa and I'm actually hoping they don't even get that. Cole needs leave and Side Show Bob and the rest of them clowns need to **** off back to the Simpsons, Even Sucky has more style. Some of the great names Chelsea have had, no one will be remembering these ****s, poor Ginge must be turning in his grave.
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Messi and Ronaldo. Great players, sure. Absolute pair of dicks, beyond doubt.

Half a dozen players as good or better, with actual personalities rather than just egos; Pele, Cruyff, Maradona, Zidane, Gascoigne, LeTissier
 
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Messi and Ronaldo. Great players, sure. Absolute pair of dicks, beyond doubt.

Half a dozen players as good or better, with actual personalities rather than just egos; Pele, Cruyff, Maradona, Zidane, Gascoigne, LeTissier
My bad football opinion to the day I die is that Pele wasn’t all that. Scored about 800 goals down the park against blokes who had done a shift down the mine and smoked 60 a day.
 
My bad football opinion to the day I die is that Pele wasn’t all that. Scored about 800 goals down the park against blokes who had done a shift down the mine and smoked 60 a day.


You say that like it’s a bad thing.

You’re just jealous because you’re too young to remember when football (and everything else) was good. The days when everyone smoked at work, even athletes; when beer was 20p a pint, and footballers and rock stars had effortless style.

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You say that like it’s a bad thing.

You’re just jealous because you’re too young to remember when football (and everything else) was good. The days when everyone smoked at work, even athletes; when beer was 20p a pint, and footballers and rock stars had effortless style.

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I still get a mild thrill when in a foreign country where the smoking ban doesn’t exist either legally or in reality. Smoking in pubs should be mandatory if anything.
 
I still get a mild thrill when in a foreign country where the smoking ban doesn’t exist either legally or in reality. Smoking in pubs should be mandatory if anything.
Don’t smoke tobacco but it’s quite nice when I can roll a joint at the bar and spark it up while I’m having my beer.
 
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You say that like it’s a bad thing.

You’re just jealous because you’re too young to remember when football (and everything else) was good. The days when everyone smoked at work, even athletes; when beer was 20p a pint, and footballers and rock stars had effortless style.

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