Littering. Instant execution for that would transform society for the better.
Grown men dressing like 12 year olds in their tracksuits and 'sliders'
Grown men dressing like 12 year olds in their tracksuits and 'sliders'
Off Topic Really minor things that irritate you
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The noise a Magnum makes when they bite into it on the adverts. When they use exactly the same sound effect for the second bite.
K-K-KLOMP!
K-K-KLOMP!
Don't tend to care about spelling mistakes but people using breaks in a car never fails to wind me up.
Cheap black bags that always rip when tying them up
Warm fizzy pop
Cyclists
Warm fizzy pop
Cyclists
I would have put cyclists in Really major things that irritate you
Maybe not all of themI would have put cyclists in Really major things that irritate you
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That reminded me of a work trip. I had to go to London for a meeting and they paid for my travel and hotel the night before. I was on a late afternoon train, so I asked could I be upgraded to first class as food is included instead of claiming the meal allowance when I got to the hotel as I don't like eating a big meal late evening. I asked them them to book me one of the single seats and I was looking forward to relaxing with a book and making the most of just chilling out.
Got on the train and there was a man full of his own importance sitting opposite. He must have rang every person in his phone book just to tell loudly them he was on the train to London and he was looking forward to going to a Dominos near his hotel when he got there. By the time he went to the toilet, I knew all the words and could have done his calls for him while he was away!
I really wanted to shout shut the **** up at him, but being British, I just sat and silently seethed.
There's something about people talking on phones in a train carriage that winds me up. People use it as an extension to their office, which is fine as long as they work in silence. No-one needs to be on the phone that much and if they do, then they maybe should have stayed in the office.
People who use their job as some sort of status symbol both amuse and annoy me. It's just a job mate, we all have them.
And don't get me started about people who invent ****y job titles, or prefix their job title with "Lead" or "Senior" on an email signature,
Rant over. For now.
This is when you are hoping this roads as long as the M6
Having a pint with a few friends and they're discussing and comparing the often mutiple tablet medication they're taking,in an ultimately futile attempt at longevity. They all seemingly believe in magic.
People who put towels on the sunbeds about 8am and then fk off and come back around 2pm.
Alright do it n go for brekky for half an hour or so but dont extract the urine.
Alright do it n go for brekky for half an hour or so but dont extract the urine.
These pesky Gormans,man!
There was a problem with an item i had at the till. The checkout lady said "go and get another". It was just up the aisle from the till.
A lad and his Mrs with loads of kids were all over the aisle. I had to walk up against the freezers to get past.
He started shouting the odds that I'd pushed his kids blah blah this and that.
I replied that I hadn't pushed his kids, I'd just squeezed through a gap and what was his problem?
At the till and he's still ranting on so I told him to shut the fook up.
He then went on to say it was a good job for me his Mrs and kids were with him
So I said "that's not a problem mate, I'll wait in the carpark for you to take them home and come back".
He wasn't so enthusiastic then the tit.
Whole families / groups who all gather around the luggage carousel at airports.
One of you go to the carousel, the rest wait nearby, leaving ample room to access the bags as they come off.
One of you go to the carousel, the rest wait nearby, leaving ample room to access the bags as they come off.
Groups of lasses( usually) who go into a pub n order a load of cocktails and then pay for them all separately. Have a kitty n just one or two at the bar handing them back.
ESPECIALLY AT XMAS TIME when its already mobbed with the once a year drinkers.
PS, this is probably due to me being an impatient old man .
ESPECIALLY AT XMAS TIME when its already mobbed with the once a year drinkers.
PS, this is probably due to me being an impatient old man .
People standing way past the line also pisses me off ya can't even see if your bag is there, ive had a few words with people over this
Mention of supermarkets reminds me.
When you have a full big trolley - and you’ve put just 6 items on the conveyor - next person grabs a divider places it on conveyor so they can start unloading - they’ve left you a whole 10 inches for your remaining trolley load. Now I just stop and sarcastically point out “ that’s never going to fit on there”
When you have a full big trolley - and you’ve put just 6 items on the conveyor - next person grabs a divider places it on conveyor so they can start unloading - they’ve left you a whole 10 inches for your remaining trolley load. Now I just stop and sarcastically point out “ that’s never going to fit on there”
Smart Shop has to be the way forward (i.e. scan items as you put them into the trolley then pay at a terminal when leaving). Anything that reduces the need for interaction with others has to be a good thing.