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  1. Ant_NUFC

    Ant_NUFC Member

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    Been like really really me so horny, but can't even be bothered to ****? I mean I'm sat here and I can't even be chewed to pull it a bit

    I wish I have a gf/bf but I'm like an ugly Clarence Acuna

    Is this what the dole does to you?
     
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  2. Smudger

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    My condolences.
     
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  3. Amnesiac

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    Am I on the right forum?
     
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    Smudger Active Member

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    <laugh>
     
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    <laugh>
    Nothing more needs to be said.
     
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  6. You'veBeenTiote'd

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    Yes. Yes i have.
     
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  7. Leon's the Best

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    This really made my day, cheers mate.
     
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    <laugh><laugh> Was about to scroll down and say something similar.
     
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    Tash has a 2nd account <yikes>. He would get ripped to sheds if he had created this article.
     
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  10. Ant_NUFC

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    And I mean, by the time it takes to clean up afterward I coins just make a sandwich.

    I mean I wanna do it, I'm just not in the mood for anything in particular, Japanese, Ebony, midget, twinks, I've seen it all before. Nothing excites me anymore.


    In fact any online swingers here?
     
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  11. Ba's Strawberry Syrup

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    You sad lonely man.
     
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  12. Amnesiac

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    This has to be a joke right? Not even the most desperate of people (Tash) would do this!
     
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  13. Ant_NUFC

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    Was just asking if anyone else had felt the same guys, no need to take the piss
     
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    ?
     
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  15. Heavy Metal Toon

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    I've given myself to the lord. I'd rather be a bride of Christ and keep my virtue... lol :D
     
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  16. Amnesiac

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    So you're a woman now? How about you hook up with Ant and save us from this awful thread?
     
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    For some reason the deadpan of this post made me laugh uncontrollably.

    I love how with the second post this has become the world's least successful attempt at pulling ever <laugh>
     
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    The ****!!!

    P.s the sexy poll was made for these moments.
     
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    So... you can't be arsed to toss yourself off so you want one of us to do it for you?

    Sounds legit. <ok>
     
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