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Match Day Thread Jormans v Toon

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, Dec 6, 2025 at 5:22 PM.

  1. Gangsta Ginola

    Gangsta Ginola Well-Known Member

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    We have ****ed up more second half’s this season than Bonnie blues minge.
     
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  2. Charlie Snakescock

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    3 - Brentford, West Ham and Arsenal.

    I don't think Bonnie got the record for that.
     
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  3. No27

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    Just an over coached mess that... Players popping up all over the ****ing place... Slow passes, a lack of urgency, poncing around, taking touches they don't need to... Just absolutely ****ing awful.
     
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    I mean, nobody is actually a cultist obvs! But I do think the whole idea that a moan on a message board when the team are garbage (again) is being a 'happy clapper' is ****ing mental. I was moaning in the Championship under Ashley, but I was still supporting only one team. I'd follow these idiots if they got to the National League, I'd still be invested, but this idea that if you complain you're not a fan is absolute bollocks. For the few matches I've been to, SJP, Stamford, St Marys, Amex, wherever, I've been SURROUNDED by Geordies moaning about something. It's part and parcel, but we absolute have to be allowed because we spend OUR time doing it.
     
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  5. Somebodys pinched my sombrero

    Somebodys pinched my sombrero Well-Known Member

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    Miley for joelinton.
    Murphy for Barnes.
    Wissa for Woltemade.
     
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  6. jimileysbaldhead

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    Let's be perfectly honest about this GG, you're the one that resorts to personal abuse.
     
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  7. No27

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    Jesus Christ Howes changes won't help that's for certain
     
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  8. Rum & Black for 2

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    I don't have to be but I tend to be when posters are acting like 3 yo's spitting their dummies out when there is two thirds of a match to go. and we are simply losing 1-0 away from to a side in the CL.

    And are these facts you are stating really facts? Read back, that might be an idea before you make that sort of statement. It helps you not look so stupid.

    Now try not to fall into your usual traits and start playing the victim.
     
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  9. Roland Deschain

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    This match has been a coaching disaster class yet again. I don't know what we're trying to do. We do not have any of the creativity needed to control the game 30 yards out. There's not one player knows what to do there. By contrast, they have watched the vids, worked it out, and just done what a wide array of teams have done to us so far this season, and for the past 2 seasons to be fair.

    We're ponderous. The shape is ineffective. It's becoming too predictable week after week.
     
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  10. Sheikh_of_Araby

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    Not moving the ball quickly enough or running behind enough.

    Crying out for pace.
     
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  11. Rum & Black for 2

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    Absolutely nothing wrong with that. I have been but not tonight.

    Try to keep up.
     
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  12. Gangsta Ginola

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    Have a lovely evening sir. I hope you are right.
     
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  13. Roland Deschain

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    But not until the 60th minute. And it'll be the exact same shape/patterns, until around the 70th minute when Howe's randomiser kicks in.
     
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  14. Charlie Snakescock

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    Honestly I think you just need to speak for yourself, rather than trying to do a rally war cry and think you're building up some army to face the others with.
     
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  15. Rum & Black for 2

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    If you don’t have the ball, you don’t score. Its not exactly rocket science. Ask Pep.
     
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  16. Sheikh_of_Araby

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    Our defending at set pieces is woeful. We're not quick enough with the ball.

    They need a rocket up their arses
     
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    Penfold is visibly upset
     
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  18. Gangsta Ginola

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    We are treading water under the Howe machine at this level. Howe will never get over this line because he’s basic and he’s limited.

    The sooner these people get this the better.

    Can he get them motivated to get a goal from behind away from home for the first time this season…….. I doubt it.

    Let’s watch his panic subs which make no sense.
     
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  19. Gangsta Ginola

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    He’s a bit more wet than normal. Isn’t he. He’s biting at every opportunity. And that’s even when we are playing terrible.
     
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    He's got the players to do what he likes that guy... Howe needs to watch cool runnings He's that guy obsessed with the Swiss.
     
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