Please return asap

After yesterdays result I read of suicides, drinking binges and fleeing the country, don’t think it was a joke!

It’s so quiet on here today that I have scanned the internet for news and can report, no mass suicide bids reported.

A lot of talk about planes and ships moving hundreds of people but it seems they are arriving rather than leaving.

I can only assume that it’s the drink option most opted for. Please look out for fellow fans, many in a red and white design shirt and looking rather fragile.

Please send them, through royal mail COD to..

Mr Quinn & Brucies home for the gullible.
The field behind the AoL
Just up from the Mill
Sunderland

Thank you,

Ellis

 

"Queenie wahine's" been looking all season, yep

 

and in english that means?

 

Who says the drugs don't work any more?

 

Can you run that past me again please? this time in a language that everyone can understand. Muppet.

 

I think its, Queenie(Royal or gay person), no cant work it out, sorry

 

The cuts are starting to show, care in the community lost and these poor sods are left to fend for themselves.

 

Sorry mate, we aint being funny, we dont have a clue what you are trying to say. See, WUMing, it only works if the perople you are WUMING understand the WUM.

 

Doomed, we're all doomed Captain Mainwaring.

 

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I apologise for my fellow Mackems mate.

I understand your reason for coming here, when you're looking for Queenie Wahine!
Skunks aren't renowned for their intelligence, quite rightly so as the majority are thick twats.
To be honest it surprises me you and your fellow skunks are capable of turning on a computer.

I'm truly sorry you have been crying and looking all season.
But you can stop crying now you soft get, here it is.

 

Classicic wum or Twat, CLASSIC PUT DOWN.