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Discussion in 'Hull City' started by Dr.Stanley O'Google, HCFC, Nov 20, 2015.

  1. Plum

    Plum Well-Known Member

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    Must be 1st class, in steerage you just get to see the arse end of 'ezzle rerd...:emoticon-0102-bigsm
     
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  2. SW3 Chelsea Tiger

    SW3 Chelsea Tiger Well-Known Member

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    nope…standard class
     
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  3. rovertiger

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    Ron Burguvdy Well-Known Member

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    I bet their dogs are named Muttley.
     
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  6. bradymk2

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    someone spilt a pint of john smiths on the cloudfare servers
     
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  7. Cityzen

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    People who drink beer don’t spill it. They leave that to people who drink fizzy pop and Buckfast,
     
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  8. dennisboothstash

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  9. Ernie Shackleton

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    I’m currently in Belfast and thus enjoying a reasonable amount of Guinness. My question is this: How can something so dark go in, yet the inevitable output be so clear?

    I contemplate this as I order another.

    Purely to test the thesis.
     
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  10. Chazz Rheinhold

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    Wait till you have a dump Ernie
     
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  11. SW3 Chelsea Tiger

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    A few days ago….overlooking another muddy river….
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  12. Ron Burguvdy

    Ron Burguvdy Well-Known Member

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    Surely he has 'staff'' to do that for him?
     
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  14. Ron Burguvdy

    Ron Burguvdy Well-Known Member

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    @Chazz Rheinhold has been mail order bride shopping again...
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    Some unusual but useful specifications...
     
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  15. Plum

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    All getting a bit weird this, we need some City football to be talking about.,
     
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  16. Ron Burguvdy

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    What's your choice?
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  17. dennisboothstash

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    You’ll find out tomorrow morning where all the dark colour ended up!!!
     
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  18. The B&S Fanclub

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    Now't wrong with that...!! Millions of teenage lads tune in at midnight to check their tackle is in order.
     
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  19. The B&S Fanclub

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    Is that the view from your gaff, Chelsea? Reminds me of the River Hull from the second floor of ****house Towers on Bankside.
     
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  20. SW3 Chelsea Tiger

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    It snowed last night...
    8:00 am: I made a snowman.

    8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.

    8:15 - So, I made a snow woman.

    8:17 - My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere.

    8:20 - The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snow men instead.

    8:22 - The transgender man..women...person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts.

    8:25 - The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.

    8:28 - I was being called a racist because the snow couple is white.

    8:31 - The middle eastern gent across the road demanded the snow woman be covered up .

    8:40 - The Police arrived saying someone had been offended.

    8:42 - The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.

    8:43 - The council equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.

    8:45 - TV news crew from BBC showed up. I was asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I replied "Snowballs" and am now called a sexist.

    9:00 - I was on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.

    9:10 - I was asked if I have any accomplices. My children were taken by social services.

    9:29 - Far left protesters offended by everything marched down the street demanding for me to be arrested.

    By noon it all melted

    Moral:

    There is no moral to this story. It is what we have become, all because of snowflakes!
     
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