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Why would the dry cleaner say come again to a question that she'd have been asked thousands of times in her line of work. There's no logic to the joke, just gratuitously shoehorning the word cum onto a photo. It could be someone buying a pint of milk and the newsagent replying 'come again' and the customer replies 'no, semi skimmed'.
That’s a great joke H.
 
Spotted this pearl of wisdom in the news today.

Abbi Lily, who makes personal finance content under the moniker abbitalksmoney, says she and her partner try to "wait until the absolute last minute" before turning the heating on, in order to save money.

Well, I'll **** my old boots, I'd never have thought of that without the help of a personal finance advisor.
 
Just watching a Place in the Sun.... Essex couple with 85k to send on a palace. The woman has said 'YEAH' 467 times so far and we're only on property 2.

Edit..... 512 times before property 3.... and she threw in Wow too...
 
Just watching a Place in the Sun.... Essex couple with 85k to send on a palace. The woman has said 'YEAH' 467 times so far and we're only on property 2.

Edit..... 512 times before property 3.... and she threw in Wow too...

is it from 20 years ago?? Can you get a place for 85 k these days?? Can’t even get a static caravan for that!!