Yes. I do most honestly and sincerely apologise to all. May my children be cast into Dante's inferno should this not be the most sincerest apology that any man has given since Adam apologised to Eve for not stopping her from getting apples from Sly the Snakes Greengrocers on the High Street even if they were 50% off due to Sly having to compete with the new Tesco's that had just opened up. May I personally be condemned to being Chippy's clothes twin, to also be FB's personal chef, to paying for all of Hamish's drink and blue paint, and to be therapist to all referees abused by PB.
May I be scourged, whipped and bound 22 out of 24 hours. Nothing to do with the apology but we all have our little idiosyncrasies.

And with this heart felt apology may my passage to peace, love and wokeness be reopened for me to be able to join the Brotherhood.
PS Not sure what exactly I'm apologising for or why but may that great saint on a white stallion be content. Plus I can always add whatever the apology is about as a PPS but I am sincere in apologising for whatever pathetic thing I am apologising for.