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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by luvgonzo, May 26, 2019.

  1. Milk..

    Milk.. Well-Known Member

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    In general with web programming it's a connection between browser and server and would time out if the browser didn't get another request. In the case of the forum, I would suspect when someone logs in it associates the generated session Iad with that user.

    If you're seeing session active then that means they are doing something on the website that prompts the client (browser) to talk to the server. If someone were to die while on not606 their session would disconnect when the server timedout the session. It wouldn't show them as active (even if the PC stayed on and the browser window open for some reason).... Unless xenforums are specifically programmed to keep pinging the server while browser active (which would be inefficient, so unlikely)
     
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    As a Newcastle fan I can finally get in on jokes like this!!!!

    Yeah, she'd have to be really old. How embarrassing for Tottenham fans it's been ages.
     
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  3. brb

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    So it's someone that can move a mouse, whether they can do much more than that we don't know.
     
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    Welcome to the Spurs bashing association. <ok> Membership has it's privileges.
     
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    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    I've moved a mouse or two ... with sad stories about cheese shortages...
     
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    Saf Not606 Godfather+NOT606 Poster of the year 2023

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    No, not Nigel. The new Runcorn MP.

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    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    <laugh>
     
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  9. Star of David Bardsley

    Star of David Bardsley 2023 Funniest Poster

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    She looks like Esther Rantzen. It’s a no from me but good to see the sort of pic this thread is meant for rather than an obvious wid.
     
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    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    What about if she’d slaughtered Muslim babies ?
     
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    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    Who is it?

    Still a no, regardless.
     
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  14. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    I think it's that girl who's in jail for killing babies. We're can lask her soon when they let her out because she didn't actually do anything.
     
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    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Worth a handshake not a shag tho
     
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  17. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    If I get to eat the Freddo out of her arse, then she's a nailed on wid.
     
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    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    Eeeeewwww ... surely the Freddo would be nicer undigested?
     
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    A pre-digested one only costs 5p though. Mind you, was only 1p when I was younger.
     
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    <from between the cheeks of>
     
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