mon number?

Aye!
We need to know where he is expecting to drop points, bloody disgrace.
Doesn't he know we are expecting to win the league?

Oh no that was Reidy.

 

That was Gyan lad.

 

Isnt it just his Birthday 1st March but 13 is usually taken by a keeper so he turned it around to 31 which wouldnt have been taken at all in his Leicester days. or at least not as important as 13 would have been anyway.

 

it never was

 

My mate follows Celtic and recons it has something to do with the provinces of Ireland...

Connact, Leinster and Munster being the three....Ireland.
Ulster being the one....part of the UK.

Don't know if it's true but its a possibility.

The old sectarianism is far too complicated and I wouldn't like to see it connected to our club...

 

For God's sake, don't mention this on GC!

 

I think I prefer the Hula Hoops theory.

 

Odd the Skunks seem to prefer the Penis.

 

Sarky Bollocks!

 

Vaseline helps mate but wont clear it up.

 

Soppy Bollocks.

 

Definitely need antibiotics.

 

Side effect of antibiotics is Thrush so then it will be itchy bollocks.

Suducreme should sort out most things though.

 

Unless you're a woman, in which case the side effect is Motorbike Syndrome, otherwise known as Itchy Fanny.

 

Then, of course, there's your mate from the other side - Dopey Bollocks.

 

Would have said Sudocreme instead of Vaseline but couldn't remember the name.
Well it has been awhile since I changed a nappy.

 

Now the person who invented a cream to clear that infection up, would make a fortune.

 

Careful MR, it'll be getting full by now!

 

His Mam will be back from Greggs by now with his tea.
A bag of pasty mis-shapes.

 

Maybe he uses 31 because, although he is 59, he still thinks of himself as a 31 year old.