Off Topic Holidays

Nearly nutted an American woman who assumed I was Greek getting off the plane but decided not to which I now kind of regret.

Lovely spot a fair bit out of the city. A couple of girls in reception dolled up and tipsy way too early but didn’t give brass vibes despite what they were wearing. Lots of sorts milling about. Still prefer Crete and its plethora of football shirts and €4 gyros.

 

Should have done it

 

Go away for summer holiday in three weeks.

Hate to wish my life away but I'm ready for it.

Although this coming weekend showing to be hot and sunny over here opens up opportunities to enjoy the British weather. Will even erect and fill the pool.

@luvgonzo should fire up the barbecue thread.

 

I used to love a BBQ but the weather over recent years has broken me. I don't bother with it anymore.

 

Ibiza very soon now. Looks like the in laws are going to do their usual thing which entails driving about in a car to different places so me and Mrs luv can suit ourselves.

 

I've never been to Ibiza always assumed it was a party island?

Been to Majorca many decades ago, South was ****, North was ok, hired a car there.

 

North Ibiza is the same as any other Spanish island, beaches, bars and restaurants and no clubs.

 

I give you 24 hours once there, before you have a falling out with someone.

 

I'm going with a chilled attitude as I didn't really want this holiday it was forced on me and I didn't enjoy Mallorca because of the way the Spanish are behaving at the moment. We're off to Corfu 3 weeks later and I'm focused on that.

 

Ibeefa

 

Luv dive bombing the pool, after some jobsworth pisses him off.

 

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