Pfffftttt....These ****ing jobsworths need to get their arse down Spring Bank and have a word with the shop owners down there.
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Pfffftttt....These ****ing jobsworths need to get their arse down Spring Bank and have a word with the shop owners down there.
One track mind.Pfffftttt....
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What a lovely pear.Pfffftttt....
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Aye, top banana.What a lovely pear.
What a lovely pear.
I'm very apple for you.What a lovely pear.
The privileges of the bourgeoisie...On the subject of A Boards. There might be some small print where a shop/business can display them IF they pay some sort of rental or extra rates, this apparently makes them safe.
Relative of mine opened up a cafe some years ago down Story Street in the city centre. New business, the empty building hadn't been a cafe before, so if you didn't walk past the door everyday you would not know it was there. He fastened a small, smart, poster to a railing at the top of the street just informing people that the cafe was 50 yards further down. The council were down within hours threatening all sorts of legal action if it wasn't removed. Meanwhile a councillor opened up a cafe down High Street in similar circumstances, the building had not been a cafe before etc etc. So the council paid for and fastened signposts pointing to the cafe in prominent positions around the old town. My relative's cafe went bust and he lost all his money in the project. The building remains empty today.
In the East Riding there is a similar problem with A boards. The council want to charge business owners for displaying them. The argument seems to be the council think A boards are a health @ safety problem, but if you pay to display them the H@S problem disappears?You just need to apply for planning consent to use one and get Council approval on its position, it's actually all clearly explained on the HCC website.
Presumably they'll apply now, but it would have been better to do it in advance, they tend to be a bit awkward with these things once they've been subject to enforcement.
ER. Small independent coffee shop I occasionally visit had a small, simple bench on the wide pavement under it's front window. Maybe a foot deep at most, enough for 2 or 3 people to plonk themselves down for a few minutes. Been there ages. It's only a small cafe. People would get their coffee and sit outside on the bench if it was a nice day or the cafe was full. Absolutely no problem to anyone. I overhead the owner saying how the council told him to remove it immediately and that he would have to pay several hundred pounds (think it was £300 ball park) if he wanted to put it back out. I get that it can't be a free for all and there has to be some boundaries, but things like this are absolute madness. Let's do all we can to discourage small local businesses.In the East Riding there is a similar problem with A boards. The council want to charge business owners for displaying them. The argument seems to be the council think A boards are a health @ safety problem, but if you pay to display them the H@S problem disappears?
In the East Riding there is a similar problem with A boards. The council want to charge business owners for displaying them. The argument seems to be the council think A boards are a health @ safety problem, but if you pay to display them the H@S problem disappears?
ER. Small cafe I occasionally visit had a small, simple bench on the wide pavement under it's front window. Maybe a foot deep at most, enough for 2 or 3 people to plonk themselves down for a few minutes. Been there ages. It's only a small cafe. People would get their coffee and sit outside on the bench if it was a nice day or the cafe was full. Absolutely no problem to anyone. I overhead the owner saying how the council told him to remove it immediately and that he would have to pay several hundred pounds (think it was £300 ball park) if he wanted to put it back out. I get that it can't be a free for all and there has to be some boundaries, but things like this are absolute madness. Let's do all we can to discourage small local businesses.
As I keep saying, this country is ****ed, for all sorts of reasons.
A boards are part of street culture, a very simple way to entice customers with well written, creative offers and specials, they should be encouraged not taxed.
A part of the problem relates to issues they can create for the less able bodied, blind people etc. Some people are quite thoughtless when they position these things.
A pavement license is £500 for the first year, then £350 for each time it's renewed (normally every two years).
It's only really worth having outside seating if you've got a significant amount of it and you need to have space to store it all outside of trading hours.
Good point, that’s why A boards on pavements create problems - Council have a duty to consider the needs of people with disabilities, it’s not something they can turn a blind eye to.A part of the problem relates to issues they can create for the less able bodied, blind people etc. Some people are quite thoughtless when they position these things.
One simple bench. Tucked under a window against the wall. 12 inches deep, maybe 4 foot long at the most. Bonkers. WTF has happened to common sense.
In one!@!@!!@In the East Riding there is a similar problem with A boards. The council want to charge business owners for displaying them. The argument seems to be the council think A boards are a health @ safety problem, but if you pay to display them the H@S problem disappears?