Off Topic Offensive jokes thread

Funny that, my daughter's had problems with wizzair flights in the past, but they've always paid up afterwards

 

In other news, did anyone read about that woman claiming maintenance money from three separate blokes for the same daughter?

 

I can only guess that most don't claim or they would have gone bust by now.

 

Aye, they'd be better off getting their business running better!

 

Nope, missed that, probably why I'm not paying.


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Not an offensive joke as such, unlike whizz air, but I watched a programme about a woman who had her DNA checked for an operation, and it turned out her kids weren't hers.

She had given birth to them, but the boffins argued that through some clever metabolism stuff that I couldn't begin to understand, the kids didn't have any of her DNA.

I reckon there's some hospital admin on a maternity ward relieved at such a lucky escape.

 

I've claimed for delayed trains to Cott. Get about 40p.

It's the principle. Or I'm the stereotypical tight Yorkshireman.

 

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It's both. Definitely both...

 

Hey tricky, your attempt to start a similar thread on your board lasted about as long as a Brady opinion, hey ho.


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Just seen that, that moderator sounds a laugh ,

 

Yes really annoyed. He said because of new rules blah blah blah