Off Topic Offensive jokes thread

[Off The Line]

But that's your definition of wit. I always thought you were someone who appreciated diversity - but you don't seem to appreciate that people have diverse senses of humour.

Is it funny because the people on the boat drowned? Is that what I'm missing here?

 

[originallambrettaman]

Is it funny because the people on the boat drowned? Is that what I'm missing here?

If you don't like offensive jokes, the 'offensive jokes thread' probably isn't for you.

 

[balkan tiger]

Is it funny because the people on the boat drowned? Is that what I'm missing here?

You mean they really did light a fire in their kayak ? i thought it was a joke.

 

[DMD]

You mean they really did light a fire in their kaya? i thought it was a joke.

Worse things happen at sea.

 

[Off The Line]

You mean they really did light a fire in their kaya? i thought it was a joke.

I'm genuinely curious about what the funny part is. I mean, it can't be political because there is a no politics rule on here, right?

 

[Off The Line]

Worse things happen at sea.

I guess you feel comfortable exposing a bit more of yourself on this thread.

 

[DMD]

I guess you feel comfortable exposing a bit more of yourself on this thread.

I think you could benefit from a bit of self reflection yourself, and not just naval[sic] gazing. .

 

[Off The Line]

I think you could benefit from a bit of self reflection yourself.

Maybe you could do some reflection on the board rules.

 

[1MoreAgain]

Maybe you could do some reflection on the board rules.

No fires on board .

 

[DMD]

Maybe you could do some reflection on the board rules.

You must log in or register to see images

 

[balkan tiger]

Is it funny because the people on the boat drowned? Is that what I'm missing here?

Who died on which boat? The two in the kayak?

 

[Off The Line]

Who died on which boat? The two in the kayak?

Whoops! Not sure where I got that from.

 

[DMD]

Who died on which boat? The two in the kayak?

It's also not clear what political persuasion (if any) they hold.

 

[Cityzen]

Maybe you could do some reflection on the board rules.

Never seen a board rule about jokes, offensive or otherwise. Could you

It's also not clear what political persuasion (if any) they hold.

Or colour, given many coming across the channel are from Albania and Romania.
Presumably it would have been OK if he had said two white European asylum seekers were on a kayak…for the benefit of woke humourless types.

 

[Idi Amin]

You mean they really did light a fire in their kayak ? i thought it was a joke.

Even funnier now!

 

[Off The Line]

Or colour, given many coming across the channel are from Albania and Romania.

Indeed. 'STOP THE BOATS' was deliberately obfuscating.Plus it used the least amount of words for the greatest amount of appeal.

 

[Walter Sobchak]

It's not just an opinion though. Those with a modicum of wit should agree that any half-decent joke has some connection to reality... Annnnd ALL that has is the mention of asylum seekers crossing the channel, which, I think we can both agree is only mentioned to further salivate those already frothing at the mouth. They're the ones he's actually taking the piss out of. That is all.

It makes any of the old 'Englishman, Irishman, Scotsman' jokes appear like comedic masterpieces in comparison.


No, I mean, that is all.


Also, 'kayak' sounds **** all like 'cake' when spoken. Just practice by saying 'let them eat kayak' out loud and appreciate how weird you sound. Lame as ****.

That is all, I think.

I mean, it definitely is just an opinion.

 

[Cityzen]

Indeed. 'STOP THE BOATS' was deliberately obfuscating.Plus it used the least amount of words for the greatest amount of appeal.

Anything unappealing about stopping the boats?

 

[DMD]

ENOUGH.

If you feel a joke has crossed the line, hit the report button.

 

[Walter Sobchak]

ENOUGH.

If you feel a joke has crossed the line, hit the report button.

Wrong - can’t cross the line in the offensive jokes thread.