Its for people with autism, to allow them to enjoy the game without the sensory issues that affect some people with the condition and prevent them going. Basically an inclusively measure.
I'm well aware of that ...
... I just assumed people would easily recognise an obvious bit of 'tongue in cheek'.
Seriously man, it's like a race to be the 'first and most profoundly offended' at times.
You know, the moral high ground isn't always what it appears to be ...
... it can leave you looking a bit exposed, humourless and terribly terribly precious.

