Match Day Thread Toffees vs Saints, Goodson Park, Sunday 18th May, 12.00pm

[Archers Road]

Daft time for a game, midday, at the best of times. And when it involves hauling your carcass from Soton to Scouser country to watch the not-quite-worst team in PL history, well who in the name of arse is up for that ffs? @Libby apparently - more than a touch of Private Pike about that boy imo.

Anyway, on to the game. Who ****ing cares? Well, those of us who’ve been waiting over 40 years to get revenge for a certain FA Cup Semi at Highbury, way back when Z Cars was still on the box.
I mean, maybe, just maybe, we can piss on their parade. Wouldn’t that be nice?

 

[Schrodinger's Cat]

Daft time for a game, midday, at the best of times. And when it involves hauling your carcass from Soton to Scouser country to watch the not-quite-worst team in PL history, well who in the name of arse is up for that ffs? @Libby apparently - more than a touch of Private Pike about that boy imo.
Anyway, on to the game. Who ****ing cares? Well, those of us who’ve been waiting over 40 years to get revenge for a certain FA Cup Semi at Highbury, way back when Z Cars was still on the box.
I mean, maybe, just maybe, we can piss on their parade. Wouldn’t that be nice?

Good work Archers, that should be enough to ensure that we **** in Everton's cereal on their big last day

 

[Libby]

**** VAR

 

[thereisonlyoneno7]

Three threads for the win. Love it.

 

[Libby]

Three threads for the win. Love it.

Archers should have got in second though so he's ****ed it.

6-0 Everton.

 

[thereisonlyoneno7]

Archers should have got in second though so he's ****ed it.

6-0 Everton.

I think if we don't lose we should have 4 threads for Arsenal and so on. Last year we would have had 26 threads for Bristol City.

 

[Che’s Godlike Thighs]

...win!

 

[thereisonlyoneno7]

...win!

That was a real long wait to hear the end of your sentence....

 

[Libby]

I think if we don't lose we should have 4 threads for Arsenal and so on. Last year we would have had 26 threads for Bristol City.

All posted by loading.

 

[Che’s Godlike Thighs]

That was a real long wait to hear the end of your sentence....

It's actually mad, because if I'd made my prediction on one single match-thread, I'd have said 'lose'.

I just feel so confident in these multiple threads. Like, there is literally nothing that can go wrong.

 

[jacksk1]

1-0 Everton

 

[Lemons and Oranges]

1-0 Everton

@jacksk1 , you left Saints out of your prediction, as in "Saints 1-0 Everton"

 

[shoot_spiderman]

Archers should have got in second though so he's ****ed it.

6-0 Everton.

No one said that was a thing
They just said 3 for a win
I was misled

 

[shoot_spiderman]

No one said that was a thing
They just said 3 for a win
I was misled

Unless you’re wrong

 

[Saints_Alive]

No one said that was a thing
They just said 3 for a win
I was misled

Yours hasn't been marked as a matchday thread yet so yours will be last.

 

[shoot_spiderman]

So Archers is 2nd
Pls mark as Matchday thread Mods, or we won’t win

 

[Archers Road]

So Archers is 2nd
Pls mark as Matchday thread Mods, or we won’t win

Yeah, when we lose, that’ll be the reason. The fact we’ve been **** all season will have nothing to do with it.

 

[shoot_spiderman]

Yeah, when we lose, that’ll be the reason. The fact we’ve been **** all season will have nothing to do with it.

Someone, somewhere, will have forgotten to wear their lucky underpants

 

[thereisonlyoneno7]

Someone, somewhere, will have forgotten to wear their lucky underpants

Or Archers his lucky bird **** hat

 

[Archers Road]

Or Archers his lucky bird **** hat

Only works in Brighton, I’ve discovered. And not always then.