Match Day Thread Southampton Nil vs Man City, Saturday 10th May. 3.00pm probably, but who ****ing cares?

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Archers Road

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Good luck anyone going to this. City have been off the pace all season. Still have an FA Cup final to look forward to though.
I seem to remember we had quite a good record against them lot under Ralph (remember him?). That was ages ago though. Currently, we're **** and we're going down. Absolutely no chance we show any fight at all this Saturday.
No idea what our GD is, can't be arsed to look tbh. It's terrible, of course, like everything else this season; and it's about to get worse

Bollocks to City btw. And bollocks to Oasis (I didn't get tickets). ****s.
 
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Dear Man City,

Everyone is beating us this season. But we know you, you don't want to be like everyone else. You want to be an individual!

You're season is dribbling out to a probable Champions League place. Depending on results on Saturday, your last couple of games could be real snooze fests. No one wants the hero of their story to romp through without a challenge, they want action right up until the final frame! Luckily for you, you've got a chance to makes those final games of the season interesting.

So here's the deal. Lose to us. One-nil off the ref's backside, if you like, with unlucky shots going all round our goal. Just imagine it. The piquant taste of jeopardy. A touch of pep for Pep. The honour, the panache, the elan of being individualistic and losing to Southampton. We may not be back in the Premier League for a while. When else are you going to get this chance? You get the thrilling end to the season. The Southampton fans don't get tarred with the "worst team in the Premier League" tag. It's a win-win if you lose!

And next season, you can go on to beat another Premier League team 10-0 (I suggest Bournemouth) and we'll all join in with your celebrations.

Come on. You know it makes sense!
 
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