**** me there were loads of sitting ducks this morning Can't work out why they wasn't so pleased to see me as usual? Thing is the bastards darn't give it back
I know loads of plastic Mancs and not one of the ****s ever goes to game I was in Argos with my mam yesterday.The kid behind the counter remarked on her surname-it's Everton-and said he was an Everton fan.I told him i was going to watch my team play Everton on Saturday.He replied"Who are Everton playing" ?
I started pissing myself laughing and then i got a clout off my mam Getting clouted by an 81 year old woman FFS
Men Before going off to Brussels for the summit this week, David Cameron stopped off in Manchester for tips on getting out of Europe!
Stop taking the piss out of the best prime minister this country has had since Maggie I have to take the daughter to the farrier today as one of the horses needs reshoeing She's going to the first meeting of the local hunt for this season tomorrow
Accidently Well me lud there I was in me red coat two packs of rabid dead strarving hounds outside this foxes den. Then the cheeky chappy poked his nut out of said ole looking for food i.e. Pot Noodle isn't it when the hounds defended themslves from a savage attack to the last dog