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Election 2024

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by brb, Jan 18, 2024.

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How are Labour doing after their first 12 months

  1. Give Keir a dinghy

    35.3%
  2. The Afghans are coming

    11.8%
  3. Duggie wants his winter fuel payment back

    23.5%
  4. BobbyD to take over

    35.3%
  5. Tax, tax, tax and more ****ing tax coming

    11.8%
  6. We want Farage...

    5.9%
  7. Stop the triple lock

    11.8%
  8. Leave my pension alone

    23.5%
  9. brb is **** at polls

    41.2%
  10. Sucky is an Afghan

    64.7%
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  1. Gessa

    Gessa Well-Known Member

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    You missed the decimal point
     
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  2. pieguts

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    You beat me to it!
     
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    remembercolinlee Well-Known Member

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    We have Christian Preachers all over London ffs .... you're almost deafened in most of the shopping areas in SE london .. they ain't banned ... except in sucky's drama queen mind.
     
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  4. brb

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    So wtf you getting all uppity about?

    I been around London more times than I care to remember, don't ever remember any Christian preachers, certainly not to be deafened by one (as you claim), maybe I'm more tolerant than you, certainly sounds to me you have as much as an issue as Sucky.

    As for the other guy, I don't even see him as preaching, just having a sing song to himself.
     
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    remembercolinlee Well-Known Member

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    I'm uppity cos I'm nearly 60...it's my reason to get up in the morning tbh.

    The more pointless rants I have the more fulfilled I am.
    As for being like sucky...he only dislikes some people...I hate everyone...I'm an equal opportunity kinda ****.
































































    So **** you
     
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  6. brb

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    The Villa game is on Amazon <ok>

    Well unless you got one of them sticks of course.
     
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    Villa gone full on spurs at the back <laugh>
     
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  8. brb

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    Hands of God...

    please log in to view this image
     
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    still not sure how he got away with some of the stuff in that show <laugh>
     
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  10. brb

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    I think it's probably what the world needs and lacks at times, a bit of humour.

    I was watching those female celebs coming back to Earth yesterday, if only Spitting Image was still around, seeing them reminds me of the programme...I have to laugh because I think it's so sad otherwise with all this botox and ****.
     
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  11. brb

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    Well that's that then, Villa well and truly ****ed.
     
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  12. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    He was funny. That’s what it took to be a comedian back then
     
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    A load of dolly birds stepping out of a dildo shaped space rocket, like a scene from a 1970s sci-fi porno. What can you do but laugh?
     
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    was Jane Fonda one of the celebs
     
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    It was all done 'in the best possible taste'
     
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    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    Now I can't really explain this - but this cracked me up on first hearing and has stayed with me throughout the many years... Sid Snot ... the poet:

    "There was a cow
    Upon a hill
    If it's not there now ...



    It must have gone"
     
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    Tbf,5 years of reading your jokes, it's no surprise.
     
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    Been reading at this bin strike malarkey in Birmingham.

    Which dumb judge made a ruling on this equal opportunities stuff?

    It was this case and the Next case.
     
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    That Next one is a bit strange and I'm all for equal opportunity, but on a quick glance of the case, shop floor employee's were compared with warehouse employee's, and I would at a guess suggest that warehouse work was physically harder and had the likelyhood of a higher risk of injury. UNLESS...females were paid a different rate than their male colleagues working in the same warehouse environment. It seems they compared values between shop floor and warehouse, I want to know more now, but can't be arsed.
     
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