Match Day Thread General matchday thread.

[PINKIE]

Commentator scraping the barrel a bit saying Luke Shaw coming on is “one piece of good news for United”. Like getting raped and then finding out you got three numbers on the lottery.

Like getting raped by Luke Shaw and then finding out you got three numbers on the lottery

 

[ToonArmy1892]

ALL TOGETHER NOW........WHOOOOOOO THE **** ARE MAN UNIIIIITEDDDD

 

[Star of David Bardsley]

Like getting raped by Luke Shaw and then finding out you got three numbers on the lottery

He’d almost certainly pull a hamstring before any penetration.

 

[KingHotspur]

Spurs and Man Utd in ideal preparation for their big European games this week.

 

[Star of David Bardsley]

ALL TOGETHER NOW........WHOOOOOOO THE **** ARE MAN UNIIIIITEDDDD

I won’t if that’s all the same to you.

 

[Chief]

HAAAAAASSSSS ANYONE SEEN CHIEF

 

[W'in'thechat]

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[Sharpe*]

I think this has to be the worst United team in my 30 odd years of watching football.

Even the teams under Moyes, Van Haal and others - at least would finish top 10 and had their moments.

This lot are proper ****e - worse than average.

 

[GodAlmighty]

Wtf is going on…… this is the best piss up ve ever beeeeeeeen on

 

[GodAlmighty]

I think this has to be the worst United team in my 30 odd years of watching football.

Even the teams under Moyes, Van Haal and others - at least would finish top 10 and had their moments.

This lot are proper ****e - worse than average.

We never even got out 1st gear ffs

 

[luvgonzo]

Good lad is Harvey, came through our academy with Riyad Mahrez ...

Oh right didn't know that.

 

[luvgonzo]

Hoping we can get this done in the next 2 games so that we're at home winning it.

 

[Star of David Bardsley]

Hoping we can get this done in the next 2 games so that we're at home winning it.

Ideally Ipswich beat Arsenal and you win it on an industrial park in Lesta with celebrations in Harvester opposite.

 

[GodAlmighty]

Hoping we can get this done in the next 2 games so that we're at home winning it.

I hope you spectacularly **** it up personally

 

[ToonArmy1892]

Liked how they showed about 3 man utd fans singing at the end but then showed a wider shot and every other **** had ****ed off home.

**** club, **** fans.

 

[GodAlmighty]

Liked how they showed about 3 man utd fans singing at the end but then showed a wider shot and every other **** had ****ed off home.

**** club, **** fans.

Nah. To be fair they were good and stayed to the end

 

[ToonArmy1892]

Nah. To be fair they were good and stayed to the end

Wrong, a few did, most had gone.

You wouldnt have been able to see from where you were i don't think.

 

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[Star of David Bardsley]

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I’d have ****ed off on 85. Sunday and it’s gone six and there’s a chance to beat the traffic rather than applaud those ****s 100 yards below for that performance. Get me on the motorway.